TITLE    : Thank Heaven for Little Girly Boys
STORYID  : thank-heaven-for-little-girly-boys
SUMMARY  : Shemales complicate and confuse in the most delightful way.
AUTHOR   : Cal Y. Pygia@lit
DATE     : 2009-07-04
CATEGORY : reviews-and-essays
FLAGS    : 
TAGS     : |shemale|transsexual|transgender|gender politics|


Thank heaven for shemales (and cross dressers). Without them, erotica might still be sugary and nice, but it would certainly lack the variety that spices up one's sex life.



After all, there's only one heterosexual plot (boy meets girl), just as there are but two homosexual plots (boy meets boy and girl meets girl).



Depending upon how one thinks of shemales, if one considers them at all (as I do, as often as possible!), there are as many as five homosexual plots. In addition to the boy-meets-boy plot and the girl-meets-girl plot, there are also be the boy-meets-shemale plot, the girl-meets-shemale plot, and, of course, the shemale-meets-shemale plot.



By contrast, even with three parties involved, the bisexual storyline still gives writers and readers only two options ( boy-boy-girl or boy-girl-girl). Again, though, if we toss a shemale into the mix, we get a bit more bang for our buck, as it were: boy-boy-shemale, girl-girl-shemale, boy-girl-shemale, shemale-shemale-shemale).



To summarize, with regard to all three types of storylines (heterosexual, homosexual, and bisexual), the addition of shemales to males and females as possible copulating partners increases our plot possibilities dramatically:



Boy-girl
 Girl-girl
 Boy-shemale
 Girl-shemale
 Shemale-shemale
 Boy-boy-girl
 Boy-girl-girl
 Boy-boy-shemale
 Girl-girl-shemale
 Boy-girl-shemale
 Shemale-shemale-shemale



But, as they say in the infomercials, wait! There's more!



Shemales also multiply body parts:



A boy-girl combination gives us two boobs, a cunt, a cock, two balls, and two asses to play around with.



A girl-girl combo provides us with four tits, two pussies, and two derrieres.



A boy-shemale combo offers two cocks, four balls, two asses, and a pair of tits to fool around with.



A girl-shemale twosome features four titties, a cunt, a cock, two balls, and two asses.



A shemale-shemale duet gives us four breasts, two cocks, four balls, and two asses.



Needless to say, the possibilities for sex increase as body parts do. A boy-boy or a boy-girl combination can hardly produce, of itself, an orgy, but put a pair of shemales (or better yet, a threesome of them) together, and look out! Although cunnilingus is denied them, a couple of shemales can not only fuck and suck each other, but they can also masturbate, butt fuck, and tit fuck. Some of the acts they perform can be done to each other at the same time, no less--and without the need of a dildo or a butt plug.



Sex is a beautiful thing. Two bodies, whether of the same or the opposite sex, entwined in a wild, passionate embrace, mouths locked together, hands exploring and discovering, jutting cocks bulging, cunts flooding, assholes fluttering, as couples or threesomes writhe and wriggle, moan and groan, whimper and gasp--well, it's enough to make a grown man, woman, or shemale cum!



Unfortunately, though, too much sex, from a purely voyeuristic perspective, soon becomes a tiresome and tedious thing to behold.



How many times can a person watch a couple or a threesome suck and fuck before sucking and fucking themselves become boring? Not all that many, strangely enough. Sex is sexy, but it gets tiresome pretty quickly. Of course, other activities can supplement the sucking and the fucking. There's always masturbation, butt fucking, tit fucking, spanking, bondage, and the like, but even these activities, repeated ad infinitum, eventually become more tedious than titillating.



Shemales, as a sort of third sex, provide variety beyond the norm, and, as such, they retain their mystique and their appeal, their attraction and their allure, longer, it seems (to me, at any rate) than mere males and females are wont to do. In fact, I seldom tire of seeing their beautiful, incongruous bodies and the seemingly infinite uses to which they can put their charms, whether with men, women, or themselves.



Watching a man and woman copulate is fun, as is the observation of two men or two women engaging in similar activity. However, nothing beats seeing a shemale making love to her lover, whether the other is male, female, or shemale. The transsexual (the one who retains her cock and balls, I mean) lets a man be both a man and a woman, for he can suck or be sucked or fuck or be fucked, or a woman be both a man or a woman, for she can suck or be sucked or fuck or be fucked (and she can enjoy another "woman's" tits and ass while she also enjoys some shemale cock). Of course, a shemale can also experience her (and his) own bisexual gender and sexuality by making love to another shemale.



Shemales complicate and confuse things--in the most delightful way. They remind us that sex and gender are not predetermined "givens"--at least, not in every case or in every particular.



Gender is an artificial, socially determined state, and sex itself may be "reassigned" through chemical and surgical means. Things are not nearly as simple as they may have seemed. There are possibilities for us, even at this most elemental level of our personal and sexual identities. To paraphrase the bard, the psychology of sex is not only sexy in itself, but it is also the cause of sexiness in others as well.



In Gigi, Maurice Chevalier sings a song in which he expresses his (rather suspicious) appreciation of "little girls," which includes the lines



Thank heaven for little girls
 For little girls get bigger every day! 
 Thank heaven for little girls
 They grow up in the most delightful way!



We could say much the same for shemales.



If God or nature (or both?) hadn't already beaten us to the punch, we readers and writers of erotica would have had to invent the shemale ourselves, for, truly, variety is the spice of life and, undeniably, shemales spice up one's sex life!

