"Eleanor, my beloved wife!
This is my birthday gift! I'm so sorry I can't be with you at this moment! I hope you have a wonderful time while I'm away on business!
Kisses to you, my love!"
Dreaming at home alone.
An elementary school teacher relaxes after a long day of work, remembering her sweet young students:
"Oh, Cody, please take it slow! Just like that! Rhythmically and deeply! Oh yes, Brian, just like that – lick it like ice cream! Peter, Jeremy, there's just the right spot in my mouth for your pods and nuts!"
"The road to recovery after a terrible accident was long and difficult, but my cousin Jennifer handled it with dignity! And I must admit that, like many of our other friends and family, I also took part in this".
"Start your day with a sip of fresh pee!
And this is no joke, guys: my roommate wants a glass of my pee every morning. And throughout the day, she quenches her perverted thirst at every opportunity. And she drinks not only my pee, but also everything else she's been slowly and diligently sucking out of me. And I'll be honest with you, guys, I f**king love it!"
Vintage Nightie:
"My Mommy is so sweet and beautiful in this negligee she sometimes wears at home in the evenings. On those days, she calls me into her bedroom before bed. I lie down next to her on the bed, and she tells me magical stories for a long time, stroking my head, chest, stomach, thighs... And I fall asleep feeling her lips close around my little hardened pod..."
"Listen, Mrs. Morgan, your son is perfectly healthy, and it's not priapism, but rather "morning wood," a condition often seen in adolescent boys during puberty. And it's very easy to deal with: you generously lubricate your hands with the special lubricant I'll prescribe for you, and by masturbating your son's penis, you help Jeremy achieve orgasm by triggering his ejaculation!"
"Damn, just relax, Kyle! Tara's not your real sister, she's your step-sister, so it's not what you think! Come on, go ahead, hug her and touch her pussy!"
At the pediatrician's medical examination:
"Well, Charlie, we're almost done! I can tell you're absolutely healthy! All I have to do now is check your prostate gland..."
"Michael is the only guy in our medical school class, so he often serves as our human 'visual aid.' However, judging by his constant erection and the glistening head of his penis with sticky pre-cum, he's not at all opposed to it!"