Instead of a pool noodle, he got a Floatation Boobie Device. If you're gonna drown, might as well drown with a smile on your face.
If you know the creator, let me know, so I can give proper credit.
"Eye half hay time knee pea nuts." - Dean Gilbury 2026
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of MILF's,
I will fear no boobie,
for you are with me;
your utters and my ding dong,
they comfort me.
- Porn Psalms 68+1