Undercover blonde

Eddie Wilder has released Chapter 17 of Undercover Blonde on his Patroen. Why is Kemono not scooping it up?
If I'm understanding it correctly, Kemono isn't set up to auto pull from Patreon. It requires a subscriber of Patreon to initialize a process to upload to Kemono. One artist that I like is still active on Patreon, but hasn't had a Kemono update since August 2025, for example.
 

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Think kemono on a subscriber sharing their patreon credentials or feeding it the content in some way... plus it looks like it requires some manual push to run since nothing has updated for months. same with their onlyfans scraper coomer.
 
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Undercover Blonde Ch. 21
20 de julho
Evie lay in the darkness of her bedroom, eyes closed but consciousness stubbornly persisting. The digital clock on her nightstand silently marked the passage of time, 11:47 PM becoming 12:23 AM, then 1:42 AM. Nearly two hours had passed since she’d first crawled into bed, yet sleep remained elusive, held at bay by the rapid drumming of her heart and the relentless carousel of thoughts spinning through her mind

It was Wednesday night, technically Thursday morning. Tomorrow, later today, she’d return to Elysium for her first shift of the week. The thought alone quickened her pulse, a pre-performance anxiety that had grown rather than diminished with experience. Each return to Elysium now carried greater significance, more complex relationships to navigate, higher stakes.

Her mind refused to quiet, instead replaying the events of the past week in vivid detail.

Last Thursday, she had passed the fourth test, the fake Reynolds assassination plot. She remembered the near-euphoric relief of discovering she wasn’t about to be executed, the validation from Damien that she had proven her loyalty. That single conversation had transformed her status within the organization, cementing her position in ways that would have otherwise taken months.

Friday night, she’d wrapped her hands around Richard Harrington’s cock and stroked him to completion while other dancers engaged in even more intimate activities nearby.

Saturday night, she’d kissed Michael Laurent, her body responding to his touch before she’d pulled away, confused by her own desires.

Then Sunday, the shock of seeing Lexi in the limousine as Victor’s date, the cocaine at Harrington’s party, the explicit display upstairs. And finally, Damien Maddox naked in her bed, inside her body.

Monday’s debrief had devolved into open hostility, her confrontation with Lexi about Victor escalating until Grant had been forced to intervene. The hypocrisy of her handler’s criticism felt even more infuriating in retrospect. Lexi had spent potentially years with Victor Maddox, apparently with full authorization, yet continued judging Evie’s far less significant compromises.

Evie pressed the heels of her hands against her eyes. The chronological catalog of events provided structure but no resolution to the turmoil inside her. The density of transformation within the past week overwhelmed her attempt at mental organization. She had become someone else, step by step, choice by choice, compromise by compromise. The cumulative effect was a woman her previous self wouldn’t recognize...
 

Eddie Wilder​


8 horas atrĂĄs
Evie moved through the corridors of Bal Harbour Shops. Four shopping bags already hung from her forearms, each one emblazoned with luxury logos, Gucci, Prada, Saint Laurent, Fendi. She’d spent over $6,000 and felt absolutely no guilt about it.

After the debrief concluded, she’d driven back to her apartment in silence, her mind churning through everything Grant and Lexi had said. She’d walked through the door, dropped her keys on the kitchen counter, and sat on the couch, pulling her knees up and wrapping her arms around them. The afternoon stretched ahead with no scheduled appointments, no shifts at Elysium, no operational requirements, just empty hours that would allow her thoughts to spiral.

The restlessness built until she couldn’t sit still anymore. She’d changed out of her yoga clothes, grabbed her purse, and left the apartment, driving to Bal Harbour Shops.

She needed movement, distraction, something to occupy her hands and quiet her mind.

A woman with a toddler moved aside as Evie approached, unconsciously yielding space in the way people did for those who radiated wealth and confidence. Evie hadn’t noticed this phenomenon when she’d first started coming here. Now she recognized it as one of wealth’s invisible privileges, the subtle deference, the presumption of belonging.

She paused outside Valentino, adjusting her sunglasses before entering. A sales associate looked up from folding a cashmere sweater and immediately smiled in recognition.

“Ms. Blake! Lovely to see you again.”

“Hello, Sophia,” Evie replied, allowing a small smile. “How are you?”

“Wonderful, thank you.” Sophia approached, her gaze taking in Evie’s outfit, the tailored white pants, silk blouse, and gold jewelry that marked her as someone who belonged among these price tags. “We just received our new collection yesterday. Several pieces made me think of you.”

“Show me,” Evie said, setting her bags down by a velvet upholstered bench...
 
Undercover Blonde Ch. 23
Foto do perfil do criador
Eddie Wilder
2 dias atrĂĄs

Sam buckled himself into his Porsche Macan and started the engine. The underground parking garage of his building was quiet, most of his neighbors already out for the night or settled in for the evening. He’d dressed in a navy linen suit and white shirt open at the collar. On his wrist was the Rolex Submariner he always wore when he needed to project wealth and success. It was the same style of outfit he’d worn last Saturday at Elysium, the same presentation of affluent professionalism.

He shifted into reverse and pulled out of his spot, then navigated through the garage’s maze toward the exit ramp. The sound of the engine echoed off the walls, amplified by the enclosed space.

The clock on his dashboard read 9:09 PM when he emerged onto the street. Plenty of time to make it to Elysium for his 9:30 meeting with Jonas, Kiran, and Zheng, three tech executives from an enterprise software company based in Boise. They were finalizing a contract worth just north of $600,000, a solid commission for Sam that would more than cover tonight’s expenses and then some. More importantly, they were the perfect clients for his purposes tonight. Young, probably mid-thirties at most, flush with corporate money and expense accounts that could absorb whatever they spent without raising eyebrows during the next quarterly review. They were eager to celebrate a deal that wasn’t even finalized yet, treating the signing as inevitable rather than pending, which meant they’d be loose with their spending and enthusiastic about whatever entertainment Sam provided.

But the clients weren’t what occupied Sam’s thoughts as he navigated through Miami’s Friday night traffic.

The truth was that every quiet moment, every pause in conversation, every gap in his schedule, his thoughts returned to the same obsessive loop. Evie at Elysium, in the VIP section, doing whatever it was she was actually doing up there...
 
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