Here are some of my outtakes from the 11 July post in the
[roget, ank] roget and ank's Vintage and Retro Beauties of Yesteryear thread:
"Momma scolded and told me not to touch myself there <sniff>. NOW I KNOW WHY!!!!!"
"Marie was a sweet girl, but she always got a little too touchy-feely during anal."
"Baby, you know I want to make love to you more than anything in the entire world, but it's either doggy-style or a pillowcase. Your O-face scares the shit out of me."
"Mavis lost a leg in a accident while working on a tank assembly line. Fully embodying the "Can do!" spirit of her fictional heroine, Rosie the Riveter, Mavis invented and constructed her own dual-purpose leg prosthetic and female hysteria prevention device. When it wasn't on her, it was in her. Mavis said, "... and the work was soooo ful
filling. We applaud Mavis for her patriotism and spirit. She's a girl with spunk!"
"Servicemen returning from occupied Europe sometimes brought home some rather odd new tastes and fetishes..."
And then there's just the crazy weird shit that SD gives you some days:
I know with utter certainty that I would not like to make this lady's acquaintance...