this is a tale that the Jedi wont tell you about:
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your fatherโs
exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to
doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while weโd even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi โtrainingโ of course. In time, she learned how to handle a
meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no
panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics youโd get a glimpse of her
orange pussy mid fight as sheโd do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a
dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And
she was a good friend.