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Miranda / Oh No You Don't!
"Look!"
"Oh no you don't!"
"WHA..?"
"It says "Photo Strips", not "Strip Photos!".
"Same thing!"
"You know very well it is not the same thing!"
"Wanna bet slow poke?"
"HEY!"
"How'd you..? Why don't any of your clothes have buttons or zippers?"
"To restrictive. Also too slow to wiggle out of!"
"So I see... At least close the curta... Oof!"
"Hold that."
"Miranda! Put your skirt back on! There are children out here!"
"They are looking at much worse than this on their phones!"
"Now stop being an old fuddy-duddy and come join me!"
"Oh no..! I know where that leads!"
"First we start... you know. And then you'll start... you know what, and then I'll..."
"Well anyways, we will finally end up in jail, naked, and calling for bail!"
"Fuddy-duddy."
"Miranda! I'm gonna... Umm, how are you doing that?"
"Yoga."
"Well that's not yoga! Doesn't the blood all rush to your head?"
"Nope, that's your job!"
"You just think your funny..."
"There, all done! Now hand me my skirt so I can get dressed."
"Troy? TROY! Come back here with my pictures!"
"And my clothes!"
"It's only about a ten minute walk back to the car... Meet you there!"
"TROY!!!"
Miranda / Oh No You Don't!"Oh no you don't!"
"WHA..?"
"It says "Photo Strips", not "Strip Photos!".
"Same thing!"
"You know very well it is not the same thing!"
"Wanna bet slow poke?"
"HEY!"
"How'd you..? Why don't any of your clothes have buttons or zippers?"
"To restrictive. Also too slow to wiggle out of!"
"So I see... At least close the curta... Oof!"
"Hold that."
"Miranda! Put your skirt back on! There are children out here!"
"They are looking at much worse than this on their phones!"
"Now stop being an old fuddy-duddy and come join me!"
"Oh no..! I know where that leads!"
"First we start... you know. And then you'll start... you know what, and then I'll..."
"Well anyways, we will finally end up in jail, naked, and calling for bail!"
"Fuddy-duddy."
"Miranda! I'm gonna... Umm, how are you doing that?"
"Yoga."
"Well that's not yoga! Doesn't the blood all rush to your head?"
"Nope, that's your job!"
"You just think your funny..."
"There, all done! Now hand me my skirt so I can get dressed."
"Troy? TROY! Come back here with my pictures!"
"And my clothes!"
"It's only about a ten minute walk back to the car... Meet you there!"
"TROY!!!"
tanuno
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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Oh No You Don't!
"Come on! Get up! We gotta hurry!"
"Hunnngg? Wha..?"
"Hurry up baby, we gotta get to the park before people start showing up!"
"People? Who? Park? Wha..?"
"Miranda! It's six am on a Sunday morning for gawds sake! I want to sleep in!"
"I need to hide all these eggs for the kids to find at the park, and you're gonna take me!"
"But babe... I... Umm... Wha... What the hell are you wearing?"
"My Easter Bunny costume of course silly!"
"Um.. That's really not age appropriate for the public park hun..."
"Probably not, but that's why we need to get there early, before the crowds show up!"
"Oh gawds... Okay, give me a minute. I need coffee."
"Already waiting for you downstairs. Here's your costume. Now put it on and let's go already!"
"My what?!? Oh no! NO! I am not wearing that out in public!"
"Aww baby pleeeeease? You would look so cute as a giant Easter egg!"
"No. That's final. Not gonna happen."
"I will drive you, take pictures and videos, pay your bail, and commit perjury in a court of law stating that you are not certifiably nuts."
"However, I will not dress up as a giant Easter egg and then go out in public!"
"I'll let you hide your "Easter Egg" anyplace you want to when we get home..?"
"Even without dressing up like a nut job, I will be surprised if that doesn't happen before we even get to the park... Or during..."
"Ya, you're probably right, but it would really really really make me happy..?"
"Gawds damnit Miranda!!! I don't want to!"
"Baby, do you see where I am putting this Cadbury Creme egg right now? Oooh, it's so tight. Let me push it a little harder..."
"Wait! Wait... You're gonna break it or melt it or both, and I really really love Cadbury Creme eggs. Damnation! Miranda!"
"<Giggle!> Come on, your coffee is getting cold!"
"And what did you do to Baxter?"
"He's my helper. See, he's not complaining!"
"Et Tu Baxter? Et Tu?"
Miranda / Oh No You Don't!"Hunnngg? Wha..?"
"Hurry up baby, we gotta get to the park before people start showing up!"
"People? Who? Park? Wha..?"
"Miranda! It's six am on a Sunday morning for gawds sake! I want to sleep in!"
"I need to hide all these eggs for the kids to find at the park, and you're gonna take me!"
"But babe... I... Umm... Wha... What the hell are you wearing?"
"My Easter Bunny costume of course silly!"
"Um.. That's really not age appropriate for the public park hun..."
"Probably not, but that's why we need to get there early, before the crowds show up!"
"Oh gawds... Okay, give me a minute. I need coffee."
"Already waiting for you downstairs. Here's your costume. Now put it on and let's go already!"
"My what?!? Oh no! NO! I am not wearing that out in public!"
"Aww baby pleeeeease? You would look so cute as a giant Easter egg!"
"No. That's final. Not gonna happen."
"I will drive you, take pictures and videos, pay your bail, and commit perjury in a court of law stating that you are not certifiably nuts."
"However, I will not dress up as a giant Easter egg and then go out in public!"
"I'll let you hide your "Easter Egg" anyplace you want to when we get home..?"
"Even without dressing up like a nut job, I will be surprised if that doesn't happen before we even get to the park... Or during..."
"Ya, you're probably right, but it would really really really make me happy..?"
"Gawds damnit Miranda!!! I don't want to!"
"Baby, do you see where I am putting this Cadbury Creme egg right now? Oooh, it's so tight. Let me push it a little harder..."
"Wait! Wait... You're gonna break it or melt it or both, and I really really love Cadbury Creme eggs. Damnation! Miranda!"
"<Giggle!> Come on, your coffee is getting cold!"
"And what did you do to Baxter?"
"He's my helper. See, he's not complaining!"
"Et Tu Baxter? Et Tu?"
tanuno
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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Ginger Snaps Magazine
"TROY! TROY! BABY! LOOOOOK!"
"Whoa there babe, what's all the caterwauling about!?!"
"Looky looky! I did it! I'm on the coveerrrrrrr"
"The cover of what, dare I ask? (Please oh please, don't be a wanted poster!)"
"I am on the cover of a real life, honest to goodness magazine baby!"
"Would you stop... bouncing... like that. It's awfully distracting. What magazine are you talking about?"
"Here here, looky see!"
"Okay, okay let's see. "Ginger Snaps" "Sensual Photography Magazine Focusing Exclusively on Redheads." Hmm.."
"Now that is an absolutely brilliant name for a magazine like that! Whoever came up with that is a freaking genius!"
"I mean... that is just so freaking clever!
"Oh screw that, look! I am on the coverrrrr!"
"Yes, yes, I see that. Hmm, these all look like pictures I took of you."
"They are! Isn't that so cool! Your pictures of me are in an actual magazine!"
"Ya, I guess. It's just that I don't seem to be getting any credit, let alone money for my photography..."
"Your getting credit! See, read this line here..."
"It just says "Miranda is hot, Hot, HOT!""
"No no silly, below that in the fine print"
"Hello Ginger Snaps Magazine. Here are some pictures, taken by my snookums, that I am submitting for your "Bare It If You Dare It!" photo contest. I hope you like them."
"But that doesn't give my name. And since when did you start calling me "snookums"?"
"Oh snookums, forget all that! The important part is that I am featured on the cover!!!"
"And I still don't see a paycheck in my hand..."
"Oh poo! We're like gazillionaires now. We don't need the money!"
"No we don't, but still..."
"Don't you want to know what the prize for winning the contest is?"
"Wha..."
"I got five hundred dollars, and entered into the a new contest to be the next Ginger Snaps Cover Girl for the whole year!"
"So you got five hundred dollars, and I got nothing...gee, that's nifty."
"TROY! Aren't you proud of <sniff> me? I mean <sniffle>, you took those wonderful, sexy pictures <sniff> of me, and I won and <sniff> all, and I was so <sniff> proud..."
"All right, all right. I'm sorry babe. Yes, I am very proud of you. You are so hot and beautiful, how could you not win?"
"You <sniff> really think I am hot an beautiful <snork!>?"
"Well of course I do! As far as I am concerned, you're the hottest girl on the planet!"
"Now, let's go wipe that snot off your face, and you pick out some outfits to wear when we go out to take some more photos."
"<snifflesmile> O... okay. Can I buy some new outfits with my five hundred dollars?"
"Of course you can! We're "gazillionaires" now after all!"
"I love you snookums!"
"Um, about that..."
"What?"
"<sigh!> Never mind babydoll, I love you too. Now, let's get you cleaned up."
Miranda / Ginger Snaps Magazine "Whoa there babe, what's all the caterwauling about!?!"
"Looky looky! I did it! I'm on the coveerrrrrrr"
"The cover of what, dare I ask? (Please oh please, don't be a wanted poster!)"
"I am on the cover of a real life, honest to goodness magazine baby!"
"Would you stop... bouncing... like that. It's awfully distracting. What magazine are you talking about?"
"Here here, looky see!"
"Okay, okay let's see. "Ginger Snaps" "Sensual Photography Magazine Focusing Exclusively on Redheads." Hmm.."
"Now that is an absolutely brilliant name for a magazine like that! Whoever came up with that is a freaking genius!"
"I mean... that is just so freaking clever!
"Oh screw that, look! I am on the coverrrrr!"
"Yes, yes, I see that. Hmm, these all look like pictures I took of you."
"They are! Isn't that so cool! Your pictures of me are in an actual magazine!"
"Ya, I guess. It's just that I don't seem to be getting any credit, let alone money for my photography..."
"Your getting credit! See, read this line here..."
"It just says "Miranda is hot, Hot, HOT!""
"No no silly, below that in the fine print"
"Hello Ginger Snaps Magazine. Here are some pictures, taken by my snookums, that I am submitting for your "Bare It If You Dare It!" photo contest. I hope you like them."
"But that doesn't give my name. And since when did you start calling me "snookums"?"
"Oh snookums, forget all that! The important part is that I am featured on the cover!!!"
"And I still don't see a paycheck in my hand..."
"Oh poo! We're like gazillionaires now. We don't need the money!"
"No we don't, but still..."
"Don't you want to know what the prize for winning the contest is?"
"Wha..."
"I got five hundred dollars, and entered into the a new contest to be the next Ginger Snaps Cover Girl for the whole year!"
"So you got five hundred dollars, and I got nothing...gee, that's nifty."
"TROY! Aren't you proud of <sniff> me? I mean <sniffle>, you took those wonderful, sexy pictures <sniff> of me, and I won and <sniff> all, and I was so <sniff> proud..."
"All right, all right. I'm sorry babe. Yes, I am very proud of you. You are so hot and beautiful, how could you not win?"
"You <sniff> really think I am hot an beautiful <snork!>?"
"Well of course I do! As far as I am concerned, you're the hottest girl on the planet!"
"Now, let's go wipe that snot off your face, and you pick out some outfits to wear when we go out to take some more photos."
"<snifflesmile> O... okay. Can I buy some new outfits with my five hundred dollars?"
"Of course you can! We're "gazillionaires" now after all!"
"I love you snookums!"
"Um, about that..."
"What?"
"<sigh!> Never mind babydoll, I love you too. Now, let's get you cleaned up."
tanuno
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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Miranda Reclined
I don't think I can pass this off as another episode of "The Lawrence Welk Show".
No folks, what we have here, is the work of another aspiring artist/photographer who begged Miranda to pose for them.
You wouldn't believe how many offers like this she gets.
Or maybe you would.
Most of them are friends of the Amazon/UPS/FedEx/pizza delivery drivers that show up here almost daily. Sometimes with deliveries...
Overall, not a bad one I guess.
I think the neon is a little overboard... Or maybe it's the bubbles?
What do you think?
Miranda / Miranda ReclinedNo folks, what we have here, is the work of another aspiring artist/photographer who begged Miranda to pose for them.
You wouldn't believe how many offers like this she gets.
Or maybe you would.
Most of them are friends of the Amazon/UPS/FedEx/pizza delivery drivers that show up here almost daily. Sometimes with deliveries...
Overall, not a bad one I guess.
I think the neon is a little overboard... Or maybe it's the bubbles?
What do you think?
tanuno
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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Miranda Cinco De Mayo
"Come on come on come (hic!) on!"
"What..? Where..?"
"I wanna go (hic!) dancin'!"
"You've been dancing all day! You danced with me and Pip and Dwayne and even Vinebeard!"
"I must say, never thought I would see a treent dance, but after he snorted that rather suspicious white powder from the piñata, he really went to town!"
"Ya ya... but thaz not the saaaame! I wanna go out where there are other humans (hic!) people!"
"Oh, feeling a little cooped up are you?"
"Jush a little..."
"I mean, I mean, I mean... (hic!) what do I mean? Oh yesh... I mean that everybody what ish here is great and all, but you and I ain't been out in weeks and weeeeeks!"
"Miranda hun, just how much tequila have you had today?"
"Jush a little..?"
"Doeshn't matter. I (HIC!) wanna go dancin' and show off my Cingo de Mayonnaise coshtume!"
"Ah I get it now. Just itching to shake your maracas aren't you!"
"These isn't maracas! These is sombreros, and they gots little mu (hic!) mustatches under 'em. And see there... right there? The little noses are my nipples! HAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Yes babe yes. I see that. And with my luck, so will the cops. Not to mention this all seems just a tiny bit racist if you think about it."
"No problem! I am too think to drunk anyways! (giggle!)"
"I guess the sooner we go, the sooner you pass out and we can come home hunh?"
"Eggsactly (hic!)! Lesh go!"
Miranda / Miranda Cinco De Mayo"What..? Where..?"
"I wanna go (hic!) dancin'!"
"You've been dancing all day! You danced with me and Pip and Dwayne and even Vinebeard!"
"I must say, never thought I would see a treent dance, but after he snorted that rather suspicious white powder from the piñata, he really went to town!"
"Ya ya... but thaz not the saaaame! I wanna go out where there are other humans (hic!) people!"
"Oh, feeling a little cooped up are you?"
"Jush a little..."
"I mean, I mean, I mean... (hic!) what do I mean? Oh yesh... I mean that everybody what ish here is great and all, but you and I ain't been out in weeks and weeeeeks!"
"Miranda hun, just how much tequila have you had today?"
"Jush a little..?"
"Doeshn't matter. I (HIC!) wanna go dancin' and show off my Cingo de Mayonnaise coshtume!"
"Ah I get it now. Just itching to shake your maracas aren't you!"
"These isn't maracas! These is sombreros, and they gots little mu (hic!) mustatches under 'em. And see there... right there? The little noses are my nipples! HAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Yes babe yes. I see that. And with my luck, so will the cops. Not to mention this all seems just a tiny bit racist if you think about it."
"No problem! I am too think to drunk anyways! (giggle!)"
"I guess the sooner we go, the sooner you pass out and we can come home hunh?"
"Eggsactly (hic!)! Lesh go!"
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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Yoga on the Rooftop
Knock knock.
"Yo?"
"Just me. You've been in here all day."
"Whatchadoin'?"
"Well, it's my turn to do finances for this month."
"I also have to order food and supplies, take care of bills etcetera..."
"Also, did you know you're naked?"
"Yup. I'm heading up to the roof with Dwayne and Pip."
"Oh, okay? You guys planning to um... three way or something?"
"Not really, 'though it's always a possibility."
"I was actually just planning to do some yoga and meditate."
"Oh... okay. Well, have fun!"
"You could stand to get a little excercise yourself..."
"Excuse me... what?"
"You heard me, E. X. E. R. C. I. S. E... Excercise."
"I get plenty of excercise! Last week I hiked down to the lake house to check on Elrola!"
"You didn't 'hike" you took the quad."
"Oh, well um. You and I went into town last week and walked around!"
"That was the week before..."
"Oh. Maybe I could use a little excercise..."
"Come on. Let's go up on the roof and "excercise" together."
"Oh, okay. Since you put it that way."
"But what about Dwayne and Pip?"
"So we make it a foursome..."
Miranda / Yoga on the Rooftop"Yo?"
"Just me. You've been in here all day."
"Whatchadoin'?"
"Well, it's my turn to do finances for this month."
"I also have to order food and supplies, take care of bills etcetera..."
"Also, did you know you're naked?"
"Yup. I'm heading up to the roof with Dwayne and Pip."
"Oh, okay? You guys planning to um... three way or something?"
"Not really, 'though it's always a possibility."
"I was actually just planning to do some yoga and meditate."
"Oh... okay. Well, have fun!"
"You could stand to get a little excercise yourself..."
"Excuse me... what?"
"You heard me, E. X. E. R. C. I. S. E... Excercise."
"I get plenty of excercise! Last week I hiked down to the lake house to check on Elrola!"
"You didn't 'hike" you took the quad."
"Oh, well um. You and I went into town last week and walked around!"
"That was the week before..."
"Oh. Maybe I could use a little excercise..."
"Come on. Let's go up on the roof and "excercise" together."
"Oh, okay. Since you put it that way."
"But what about Dwayne and Pip?"
"So we make it a foursome..."