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tanuno
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Miranda / Oh No You Don't!
"Look!"
"Oh no you don't!"
"WHA..?"
"It says "Photo Strips", not "Strip Photos!".
"Same thing!"
"You know very well it is not the same thing!"
"Wanna bet slow poke?"
"HEY!"
"How'd you..? Why don't any of your clothes have buttons or zippers?"
"To restrictive. Also too slow to wiggle out of!"
"So I see... At least close the curta... Oof!"
"Hold that."
"Miranda! Put your skirt back on! There are children out here!"
"They are looking at much worse than this on their phones!"
"Now stop being an old fuddy-duddy and come join me!"
"Oh no..! I know where that leads!"
"First we start... you know. And then you'll start... you know what, and then I'll..."
"Well anyways, we will finally end up in jail, naked, and calling for bail!"
"Fuddy-duddy."
"Miranda! I'm gonna... Umm, how are you doing that?"
"Yoga."
"Well that's not yoga! Doesn't the blood all rush to your head?"
"Nope, that's your job!"
"You just think your funny..."
"There, all done! Now hand me my skirt so I can get dressed."
"Troy? TROY! Come back here with my pictures!"
"And my clothes!"
"It's only about a ten minute walk back to the car... Meet you there!"
"TROY!!!"
Miranda / Oh No You Don't!"Oh no you don't!"
"WHA..?"
"It says "Photo Strips", not "Strip Photos!".
"Same thing!"
"You know very well it is not the same thing!"
"Wanna bet slow poke?"
"HEY!"
"How'd you..? Why don't any of your clothes have buttons or zippers?"
"To restrictive. Also too slow to wiggle out of!"
"So I see... At least close the curta... Oof!"
"Hold that."
"Miranda! Put your skirt back on! There are children out here!"
"They are looking at much worse than this on their phones!"
"Now stop being an old fuddy-duddy and come join me!"
"Oh no..! I know where that leads!"
"First we start... you know. And then you'll start... you know what, and then I'll..."
"Well anyways, we will finally end up in jail, naked, and calling for bail!"
"Fuddy-duddy."
"Miranda! I'm gonna... Umm, how are you doing that?"
"Yoga."
"Well that's not yoga! Doesn't the blood all rush to your head?"
"Nope, that's your job!"
"You just think your funny..."
"There, all done! Now hand me my skirt so I can get dressed."
"Troy? TROY! Come back here with my pictures!"
"And my clothes!"
"It's only about a ten minute walk back to the car... Meet you there!"
"TROY!!!"
tanuno
Well-known member
[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Oh No You Don't!
"Come on! Get up! We gotta hurry!"
"Hunnngg? Wha..?"
"Hurry up baby, we gotta get to the park before people start showing up!"
"People? Who? Park? Wha..?"
"Miranda! It's six am on a Sunday morning for gawds sake! I want to sleep in!"
"I need to hide all these eggs for the kids to find at the park, and you're gonna take me!"
"But babe... I... Umm... Wha... What the hell are you wearing?"
"My Easter Bunny costume of course silly!"
"Um.. That's really not age appropriate for the public park hun..."
"Probably not, but that's why we need to get there early, before the crowds show up!"
"Oh gawds... Okay, give me a minute. I need coffee."
"Already waiting for you downstairs. Here's your costume. Now put it on and let's go already!"
"My what?!? Oh no! NO! I am not wearing that out in public!"
"Aww baby pleeeeease? You would look so cute as a giant Easter egg!"
"No. That's final. Not gonna happen."
"I will drive you, take pictures and videos, pay your bail, and commit perjury in a court of law stating that you are not certifiably nuts."
"However, I will not dress up as a giant Easter egg and then go out in public!"
"I'll let you hide your "Easter Egg" anyplace you want to when we get home..?"
"Even without dressing up like a nut job, I will be surprised if that doesn't happen before we even get to the park... Or during..."
"Ya, you're probably right, but it would really really really make me happy..?"
"Gawds damnit Miranda!!! I don't want to!"
"Baby, do you see where I am putting this Cadbury Creme egg right now? Oooh, it's so tight. Let me push it a little harder..."
"Wait! Wait... You're gonna break it or melt it or both, and I really really love Cadbury Creme eggs. Damnation! Miranda!"
"<Giggle!> Come on, your coffee is getting cold!"
"And what did you do to Baxter?"
"He's my helper. See, he's not complaining!"
"Et Tu Baxter? Et Tu?"
Miranda / Oh No You Don't!"Hunnngg? Wha..?"
"Hurry up baby, we gotta get to the park before people start showing up!"
"People? Who? Park? Wha..?"
"Miranda! It's six am on a Sunday morning for gawds sake! I want to sleep in!"
"I need to hide all these eggs for the kids to find at the park, and you're gonna take me!"
"But babe... I... Umm... Wha... What the hell are you wearing?"
"My Easter Bunny costume of course silly!"
"Um.. That's really not age appropriate for the public park hun..."
"Probably not, but that's why we need to get there early, before the crowds show up!"
"Oh gawds... Okay, give me a minute. I need coffee."
"Already waiting for you downstairs. Here's your costume. Now put it on and let's go already!"
"My what?!? Oh no! NO! I am not wearing that out in public!"
"Aww baby pleeeeease? You would look so cute as a giant Easter egg!"
"No. That's final. Not gonna happen."
"I will drive you, take pictures and videos, pay your bail, and commit perjury in a court of law stating that you are not certifiably nuts."
"However, I will not dress up as a giant Easter egg and then go out in public!"
"I'll let you hide your "Easter Egg" anyplace you want to when we get home..?"
"Even without dressing up like a nut job, I will be surprised if that doesn't happen before we even get to the park... Or during..."
"Ya, you're probably right, but it would really really really make me happy..?"
"Gawds damnit Miranda!!! I don't want to!"
"Baby, do you see where I am putting this Cadbury Creme egg right now? Oooh, it's so tight. Let me push it a little harder..."
"Wait! Wait... You're gonna break it or melt it or both, and I really really love Cadbury Creme eggs. Damnation! Miranda!"
"<Giggle!> Come on, your coffee is getting cold!"
"And what did you do to Baxter?"
"He's my helper. See, he's not complaining!"
"Et Tu Baxter? Et Tu?"