[Ank] Crappy Lesbian Brides, Tentacles, Monsters and Misc. Nonsense

[Bossyboots]

The Devil's Horny Little Xmas Cracker... XXX

 

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Leather jackets, and... little else.

 

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Bathrobes by the window in the morning.

 

[Kretua]

The others are okay, but the 2-3-7 girls take it all.

 

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Tentacles... and the ladies they love.

 

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Stjepanie von Nippelsberg (1870-1938), also known as The Last Princess, was the youngest daughter of the royal family of a country which no longer exists. She was known for her... unusual appetites. One such rumor, involving a stable boy and a creature (some say it was an ass, others say it was her ass; no actual witnesses were ever found and the incident in question may not have even occurred, although when asked in her later years by an intrepid reporter, she only smiled demurely; take this as you will) was the final straw which turned the local populace to rebellion, and the palace was burned and the family forced to flee. She lived in Eastern Europe until the Great War, before settling in Miami, Florida (where she prospered in Gator Leather bags and shoes). She was buried in a leather casket in a private funeral attended by "unusual foreign types" (as per the Miami Gator Tribune).

During her life she was quite fond of her pale complexion and reputation as a genuine blue blood. She often wore excessive jewelry and little else, and even in her later years had many lovers. She liked photographs, and her private collection (colorized) was discovered in her mansion by a great nephew after her passing. Of course he leaked them to the internet immediately (these were taken from his social media before they were taken down). Enjoy.

 

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Realistic Mucha style.

 

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Maids. Lots of puns could go here. They're just maid for it.

 

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After the apocalypse.

 

[Bossyboots]

Maids. Lots of puns could go here. They're just maid for it.

Love the French Maid costume... XXX