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[Ank] Crappy Lesbian Brides, Tentacles, Monsters and Misc. Nonsense

That's really hot. Of course, she's going to be stuck like that for 30 minutes while he drips dog semen in her...
Maybe or maybe not, right?:unsure:
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That's crazy isn't it? Vintage porn and erotica is always interesting, and there's something really enticing about faded photos or washed out colors from old 60s and 70s photos before they got the chemicals down. I can't imagine the sheer number of private collections out there, full of things like you've described, which were never intended to be published, just enjoyed privately. Kind of like the modern sexting selfie, but with more talent and an eye for composition.
Lots, my friend. I wouldn't be surprised if there was more old photo and polaroid porn out there than there is internet porn.
 
Personal histories frozen in time. When i see year-identifiable items I try to think where I was while they were having fun :)
I think there's an added layer of realism here, not 'professional porn' for others, it's not even 'amateur' (which is porn, really). Plus, it's nice to see different body shapes, pubes, realistic breasts, and so on. And the color and feel of the film is exotic now, I think.
 
Allie knew there was something wrong with her. Her friends didn't understand what she was feeling, what she needed. When she was 18, she needed a man to cum inside her every few days.
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When she was 19, her friends started to distance themselves from her. It was hard for her to communicate how she felt. She was often alone, and desperate for human contact. She now needed to be filled every day, and sometimes twice, maybe in her bottom, which she didn't really enjoy, but it was the only way she could maintain the man's interest sometimes, so she accepted it.
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By the time Allie was 30, she had begun to clean up her life; she realized that being human was not only about touch, and she began to make friends in other ways, at the park or in a painting class she liked. She was pickier about the men she slept with, favoring the more delicate and soft-spoken rather than brutal and quick, and now did so less than once a month. But she still shaved out of habit.
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Now she is 40. Allie has come to a slow understanding that she is a lesbian, sexually, if not emotionally, and knows herself much better these days. She realizes that being filled is not fulfilling for her, and she keeps to herself most of the time, content in her quiet life of painting and reading. She sleeps with some of her friends from time to time, and one even asked her to marry, but she knows that she is a free spirit and could not make another person happy in that way. She instead chooses to masturbate before bed (and sometimes in the morning on rainy days) and enjoy the sensation of herself rather than needing others to make her feel whole.

She is happy.

And she still shaves.
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I think there's an added layer of realism here, not 'professional porn' for others, it's not even 'amateur' (which is porn, really). Plus, it's nice to see different body shapes, pubes, realistic breasts, and so on. And the color and feel of the film is exotic now, I think.
I always snag the old men's magazines for the picutres, but also love the stories. They're sooo corny. I was a national lampoon subscriber after their second issue until they eventually folded. They ragged on the men's magazines, politics (they had a hearty "fuck you!" for all sides), sports, fashion, anything and everything was fair game. The Religion Issue's cover was a crucified, four-armed alien (john carter of mars style). Man, you name it. Then all the regular articles and comics were awesome. Mrs Agnew's Diary, the original "New of the Weird," Gerald Sussman's "Bernie X" stories (1950-60's NYC taxi driver), Son-o-God Comics, Trots and Bonnie, Cheech Wizard. And titties :ROFLMAO:

Anyways, besides their being equally vicious to everyone, their satire was so spot on. It made a lasting impression. Now when I read some cheesy story in a Stag magazine, I get such a laugh because NatLamp had really nailed all of the them. I can't read the "real" story without seeing NatLamp's version between the lines. They bring me to tears with laughter every time.
 

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