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Journey (Special issue: 33)
“Miss Braucht! There you are!”
“Oh, hello again. How nice of you to visit me. But pleeeease, call me Elsa.”
“Sure, Elsa. We just went to the tasting-stalls to see you finish your… experience, and they sent us here.”
“Yes. I guess I lack the resilience these cowgirls have. These girls, they prepare for this all their lives, after all. They told me that I passed out during a particularly violent spitroast. I woke up here, in this Fem-Vet tent, only ten minutes ago.”
“I see. Sorry to hear that. How are you feeling now?”
“A bit sore, but quite re-energized. The doctor here gave me a strong rejuv-cocktail.”
“I thought these Fem-Vets weren’t real doctors.”
“Some of them are. They don’t need to be, though. I think it’s a two-year certificate program. Have you been to a Fem-Vet clinic before?”
“Yes, actually, I had the intense displeasure… I’m sure you had done a piece on Fem-Vets already, worked as a nurse for a day or something?”
“Oh my god! Nooo, but now I’ll definitely do it.”
“I was going to offer to buy you a coffee. Perhaps get you away from this madness for a brief respite? Miss Svinina recommended this no-sex cafe at the edge of town. You see, she was raised as a pampered daddy's princess, so she knows all the places you’re less likely to be raped at around here.”
“Sure, I’d love to talk to you more. You know, I might look cool and calm because of all the drugs circulating in my system right now, but in my head, I'm just an silly fangirl screaming constantly. I still cannot believe that the great Nora Jasiri is sitting next to me.”
“Ha-ha! You are too kind. I think what you do here is a lot more impressive. Given the world you live in, this oppressive, fasc-“
“Perhaps we can talk while we walk. This cafe you mentioned earlier, is it too far?”
“Oh. Just a few minutes from here, I’m told. You want to walk? You seem tired, and we have a car waiting for us.”
“I’d like to walk. I spent the better part of the day on my hands and knees, so…”
“Right. Okay, let’s walk then… Um… You want to put on something?”
“No, I’m fine like this. I just need my shoes… You know, in Pussiana, you’re a lot safer when you wear nothing. It’s a statistical fact. When you’re naked, men rarely look at you twice, and even if they do, they are likely to assume that you’re owned or reserved by another man.”
“I see. Naked means taken, huh?”
“Exactly. So… Maybe you want to get out of those clothes and join me?”
“Ah-hah! No, thank you. I think I’ll not attempt to blend in perfectly this evening.”
“No problem. Your giant friend over there will definitely deter unwanted attention anyway. I watched you guys from my stall for a while while you were talking to the customers. He seemed constantly alert and ready to jump in to protect you.”
“Yes, I always feel safe around Marcel. He saved me from very tricky situations more times than I can remember.”
“Uh-huh. And now he kinda wants to save that cute blonde who follows you around too.”
“Melody… That’s exactly right… You are very smart, aren’t you? Took a short glance at us and figured it out immediately.”
“Thank you very much. I might be wittier than I let people know, but it’s not really hard to guess. Three people working together in close quarters, their relationship inevitably devolves into an episode of “Harry’s Harem.”
“A popular TV show, I presume.”
“Popular? It’s only the best r-com ever. I appeared in an episode in its second season for about four seconds. I was cocksucker number five.”
“Another ‘on the road’ episode?”
“No-no, This was back when I first came to Pussiana as a journalism student. They were filming near the campus. I saw the casting call poster, sneaked into the set, and started sucking random cocks without even introducing myself.”
“That’s so… you know, not a short time ago, that story would have shocked me, Elsa. But after spending some time in this place, I think it was relatively… It kinda sounds normal, I’m afraid to admit.”
“Right. Coming from a pre-slavery country, you would find it hard to talk about topics like sex and gender, I guess.”
“Oh, I can talk about sex and gender all day, believe me.”
“Yeah? Perhaps not in the same way we do. We are kinda… what’s the word, ‘unburdened’ from an outdated sense of morality and decency.”
“Outdated sense of morality? I hope you’re not going to start quoting Agata Matryschek to me.”
“Oh my god! You interviewed her too, haven’t you?”
“Yes, we had… an interesting exchange of ideas… and fluids.”
“No! Don’t tell me you fucked the one and only Mother Matryschek!”
“Hush! Not so loud. My companions don’t know about that part.”
“Oh, they probably figured it out already, to be honest… But now you must fuck me too. I want to be able to tell the story about how I fucked a woman who fucked Agata Matryschek.”
“Ah-hah! Let’s see how our first date goes, eh?”
“Oh, I can be very convincing, believe me. You’ll not be able to fend off my advances at the end of the night.”
“I believe you. You have that rare disarming charm. You’re very intelligent too. A winning combination in our line of work, of course.”
“Thank you, Nora. It means a lot coming from you. Out here you have to be jovial and starry-eyed constantly. You cannot be caught with a stern expression.”
“I get it. I do look like a mean bitch most of the time, but I can turn on the charm when I need to.”
“I know you can. I remember your Bima Bangang interview. That moron thought you were flirting with him the entire time.”
“Ha-ha! Yes, yes, he did. Marcel often jokes that the man would have proposed to me had I stayed for another day at their camp. Luckily I was already on a flight back to SSC when the interview aired.”
“Sub-Saharan Confederacy?”
“Yes. Have you ever been?”
“No, never had the pleasure. It’s virtually impossible for a woman to leave the Androcratic bloc, even for celebrities like myself. They sometimes make exceptions for nominally non-aligned countries with a positive attitude towards FNA ideology. So far the only pre-slavery country I travelled to is Coşmaria, but I was surrounded by an insane number of “bodyguards” during my time there. All I was allowed to do was visit a movie set. A promo thing, you know? They managed to get me extraordinary travel papers because a couple of well-connected Pussianan investors were backing that movie. I also interviewed Ioana Curvaşcu and István Szolga. You know them?
“I’ve heard their names. I’m afraid I’m not into that whore-ror genre. I’ve seen a movie by Sophie Catin at a foreign film festival a few years ago. Didn’t like it at all.”
“Oooh, Sophie Catin! Was it ‘Pour le Poing et la Fleche?”
“No. That’s a political propaganda movie they pressured her into making right before her disappearance, right? The one I saw was an earlier indie flick she appeared in. It was one of those rape-revenge movies.”
“Got it. It must be ‘Jambes écartées.’ She runs a guy over with her car while passing through a small town. The entire town rapes her in revenge.”
“My god, no. It was nothing like that.”
“Oh, then it must be-”
“I’ll stop you there, Elsa. Maybe we’ll continue this guessing game later?
“Sure. So what kind of movies do you like?”
“It’ll sound lame, but I like period dramas. Mostly classics from 90s and early 2000s.
“Right. We don’t have them here. No artworks or literature produced before the revolution. Either destroyed or locked away, all of them.”
“I heard. But you managed to smuggle in my interviews, right? I’m sure you got your hands on a few pieces of pre-revolutionary media too?”
“…..”
“Maybe… Maybe I’m wrong?”
“I wouldn’t even think about committing such a foul crime, sister. That’s a capital offense for females.”
“Of course. Forgive my presumption.”
“No problem. Here we are. Is this the cafe you mentioned?”
“It must be. Says ‘no public female utilization” on the window. But that just means that they have private rooms at the back, right?
“As ordained by law, yes. I’m not sure if they abide by health ministry regulations up here in the north, though. The general perception among the public is that this region is rather backwards and lawless. The government granted a ton of legal exceptions to the so-called ‘broad-basket’ of the country back in the mid-20s to replenish national female stock. The men out here are allowed to marry multiple ‘wives’ to breed, for example. They don’t pay taxes for their slave-wives, and their rape-age daughters can stay free for up to two years, or until they’re sold. No permit fee required.”
“That’s very interesting. My host mentioned none of that. Instead he seems to prefer demonstrating his daughters' skills in throating fat dicks.”
“Master Svinin? I heard his name mentioned a few times. I felt like Master Cerdo wasn’t particularly fond of him.”
“I can guess why. Keep it between us, but I uncovered a secret love affair between their daughters.”
“Really? One of them is Abby Lynn, right? That’s why you asked about her earlier.”
“Right again. Mum’s the word, okay?
"Of course. Shall we sit over there?”
“Perfect.”
“Welcome to Moo-Crew, ladies. I’m Francine, and I’ll be your milkmaid tonight. What can I get you?”
“Hi Francine.”
“Um… Nora, you promised me coffee... but can I suggest something else, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure, what would you like us to have instead?
“Nights like these… when in good company… I like to have a glass of ‘Le Jus de Vierge’ or two.”
“…..”
“Oooor we can have coffee like you wanted. It’s all fine.”
“You know what? Sure. ‘Le Jus de Vierge’ it is. Let’s open a bottle, eh?”






