obligatory:
this is a tale that the Jedi wont tell you about:
Luke, did I ever tell you about
Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s
exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the
tightest body and the
perkiest little
breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to
doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a
meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a
miniskirt every day so we told her there were no
panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her
orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a
dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant
porno Luke, you have no idea. And
she was a good friend.