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Fox Club 1 {01/14}
The Fox Club is a private club which offers its patrons an interesting evening and reasonably priced (for a club) food and drink. It also offers special deals where a ticket can be bought for a single night which includes a temporary membership of the club. In the case of this club the temporary members have to arrive before the doors are locked but there is a good reason for this. After the temporaries have all arrived the Maitre’D starts the evening’s entertainment,
"On behalf of the Fox Club, the staff and I would like to make you very welcome. As you know this is a private club so your advance tickets include one nights membership."
A bit of murmuring, it's a swizz etc.
"As you can see I'm dressed in Gold, alright yellow, which shows I'm your Maitre'D for tonight. The blue ones are food waitresses and the red ones drinks waitresses. All bar staff are in green. We always start slow and work up to things but as soon as you have got your complimentary drink and settled down we'll begin. Thank you.”
With that she signalled to the staff to get busy making sure everyone had their complimentary drink but no more than one.
After about half an hour, when all of the patrons had been served and had settled down again the Maitre’D returned to the front of the club,
"Right everybody. Welcome back. Has everybody got their drinks?"
Shouts of 'Yes' (and NO).
"I’m glad to see that most of you are still with us. O.K. George are all the doors locked? Good. You all thought we'd cheated you didn't you?"
More shouts of 'Yes' (and NO).
"Well we booked you in to a 'Topless' club didn't we and are we topless?"
Even more shouts, ALL NO this time.
"You’ll be glad to know that it's time to put that right! You can watch me, the waitress serving you or the bar staff because this is where we make the promise come true. O.K. Everybody!"
All the staff proceed to pull at their corsets. There is quite a lot of noise, of ripping Velcro, laughs, cheers and whistles.
After a very short time all of the Fox Club’s staff were topless,
"There, that's better. These damn things have got more bones than a herring. That's it for the time being, please welcome our dance combo the 'Foxy Four'!"
The evening’s activities continue but after a couple of hours our Maitre'D returns to her spot and calls for attention.
"I hope you're all enjoying yourselves?"
Shouts of 'Yes' (AND NO) again.
"Well, now we hope to make the evening more enjoyable. The staff and I will now show you why it's a Private Club. O.K. Everybody!"
All around the room staff stop what they're doing and join their Maitre'D in stripping off their shorts.
"There! Now we'll be more comfortable. I don't know about you though, I can see some of the gentlemen hunched over already and some VERY red ladies faces."
Shouts of ' What about the tails'.
"Don't worry about the tails, see I've got my next one all lined up or as you might say ' Here's one I made earlier'."
Now that the Maitre’D has got rid of her shorts she starts to demonstrate that just because she no longer has a tail on her shorts it doesn’t mean that she can’t have a tail,
"What about the tails you asked, well as you can see I've got mine back. Have a guess, go on yell out the answers, how is mine now attached!"
A LOT of shouting, most of the guesses being correct as you can imagine.
The Maitre’D pretends that she is surprised,
"How could you tell! I affixed it while I was facing you. Admittedly the bending down and reaching behind might have been a clue but you definitely didn't SEE it. As some of our staff are a bit inexperienced they may need some assistance with theirs. Hands up any volunteers!"
Shall we say that there were quite a lot of hands in the air, male and female.
"Well volunteers your waitresses will be among you to solicit your help. Can all our patrons however please refrain from PULLING the tails after they are affixed."
The Fox Club is a private club which offers its patrons an interesting evening and reasonably priced (for a club) food and drink. It also offers special deals where a ticket can be bought for a single night which includes a temporary membership of the club. In the case of this club the temporary members have to arrive before the doors are locked but there is a good reason for this. After the temporaries have all arrived the Maitre’D starts the evening’s entertainment,
"On behalf of the Fox Club, the staff and I would like to make you very welcome. As you know this is a private club so your advance tickets include one nights membership."
A bit of murmuring, it's a swizz etc.
"As you can see I'm dressed in Gold, alright yellow, which shows I'm your Maitre'D for tonight. The blue ones are food waitresses and the red ones drinks waitresses. All bar staff are in green. We always start slow and work up to things but as soon as you have got your complimentary drink and settled down we'll begin. Thank you.”
With that she signalled to the staff to get busy making sure everyone had their complimentary drink but no more than one.
"Right everybody. Welcome back. Has everybody got their drinks?"
Shouts of 'Yes' (and NO).
"I’m glad to see that most of you are still with us. O.K. George are all the doors locked? Good. You all thought we'd cheated you didn't you?"
More shouts of 'Yes' (and NO).
"Well we booked you in to a 'Topless' club didn't we and are we topless?"
Even more shouts, ALL NO this time.
"You’ll be glad to know that it's time to put that right! You can watch me, the waitress serving you or the bar staff because this is where we make the promise come true. O.K. Everybody!"
All the staff proceed to pull at their corsets. There is quite a lot of noise, of ripping Velcro, laughs, cheers and whistles.
"There, that's better. These damn things have got more bones than a herring. That's it for the time being, please welcome our dance combo the 'Foxy Four'!"
"I hope you're all enjoying yourselves?"
Shouts of 'Yes' (AND NO) again.
"Well, now we hope to make the evening more enjoyable. The staff and I will now show you why it's a Private Club. O.K. Everybody!"
All around the room staff stop what they're doing and join their Maitre'D in stripping off their shorts.
"There! Now we'll be more comfortable. I don't know about you though, I can see some of the gentlemen hunched over already and some VERY red ladies faces."
Shouts of ' What about the tails'.
"Don't worry about the tails, see I've got my next one all lined up or as you might say ' Here's one I made earlier'."
"What about the tails you asked, well as you can see I've got mine back. Have a guess, go on yell out the answers, how is mine now attached!"
A LOT of shouting, most of the guesses being correct as you can imagine.
The Maitre’D pretends that she is surprised,
"How could you tell! I affixed it while I was facing you. Admittedly the bending down and reaching behind might have been a clue but you definitely didn't SEE it. As some of our staff are a bit inexperienced they may need some assistance with theirs. Hands up any volunteers!"
Shall we say that there were quite a lot of hands in the air, male and female.
"Well volunteers your waitresses will be among you to solicit your help. Can all our patrons however please refrain from PULLING the tails after they are affixed."