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tanuno
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[CybOrSpasm] - Miranda / Miranda Doorbell
"Hey baby, will you get that please?"
"Get what?"
"The front door of course, didn't you hear the doorbell?"
"What, again?"
"Yes, do I need to get you a hearing aid now?"
"It should be another delivery."
"Oh for the love of..!"
"That's got to be the fifth one this morning!"
"What is all this crap?"
"The seventh one."
"And it's a little bit of everything."
"Christmas presents and umm, stuff."
"Ya, it's the "stuff" I am worried about..."
"Care to elaborate?"
"Well, you know..."
"Some new outfits and...stuff"
"All of which you will like, a lot, I promise!"
"And just what is this "promise" costing us?"
"Oh, well..."
"I wasn't really keeping track..?"
"Miranda! We just got out of the last hole you got us into!"
"Oh, don't be such an old fuddy-duddy!"
"Wait till you see some of these new bikinis..."
"What did you just call me?"
"Oh... I just said "fuddy-dud..?"
"And what word did you put in front of that?"
"Troy... honey... baby look, it was a slip!"
"I didn't mean it like that!!!"
"TROY, NO!"
"Baby I'm sorry..!"
For anyone interested, there were twelve more deliveries that day... };]
"Hey baby, will you get that please?"
"Get what?"
"The front door of course, didn't you hear the doorbell?"
"What, again?"
"Yes, do I need to get you a hearing aid now?"
"It should be another delivery."
"Oh for the love of..!"
"That's got to be the fifth one this morning!"
"What is all this crap?"
"The seventh one."
"And it's a little bit of everything."
"Christmas presents and umm, stuff."
"Ya, it's the "stuff" I am worried about..."
"Care to elaborate?"
"Well, you know..."
"Some new outfits and...stuff"
"All of which you will like, a lot, I promise!"
"And just what is this "promise" costing us?"
"Oh, well..."
"I wasn't really keeping track..?"
"Miranda! We just got out of the last hole you got us into!"
"Oh, don't be such an old fuddy-duddy!"
"Wait till you see some of these new bikinis..."
"What did you just call me?"
"Oh... I just said "fuddy-dud..?"
"And what word did you put in front of that?"
"Troy... honey... baby look, it was a slip!"
"I didn't mean it like that!!!"
"TROY, NO!"
"Baby I'm sorry..!"
For anyone interested, there were twelve more deliveries that day... };]
tanuno
Well-known member
[CybOrSpasm] - Miranda / Miranda Takes Delivery
DING DONG
Miranda: I'll get it!
Me: But your not dress... What am I saying... Never mind, go ahead.
Miranda: Oh! Hello?
Delivery Driver: Uuuuuuuu...
Miranda: What in the world is all this?
Delivery Driver: I ummmm... Uuuuuuu.
Miranda: Hey! Cutie! Eyes up here.
Delivery Driver: Uuuuuuuu... Sorry, ummmm, delivery for a ummm, GNelson G. GNottingham ma'am?
Miranda: Call me ma'am again, and you'll leave here on crutches. I'm Miranda.
Delivery Driver: Yes Ma'am, errrr, Miranda <gulp> ma'am.
Delivery Driver: I know who you are, actually, all the delivery drivers know who you are ma'... Miranda.
Miranda: They do? Awww, isn't that sweet!"
Delivery Driver: Yes ma'... Uh sure. Actually see, I won our lottery this week!
Miranda: Lottery?
Delivery Driver: Ya! See, all the drivers was having fights over who was gonna have your route?
Delivery Driver: It was getting pretty ugly.
Delivery Driver: I got knocked unconscious last month when Gloria Monahan sucker punched me.
Delivery Driver: And Freddy Wilcox bit Amanda Lestat on the... I mean ummm well, that's not important...
Delivery Driver: But anyways, the Distribution Manager finally came up with this here lottery.
Delivery Driver: The winner gets your route for the whole week!
Miranda: You mean all you boys were fighting just for the chance to see me?
Delivery Driver: Oh, not just the boys ma'... Miranda, like I said, there's a few girls who were right in the middle of it too!"
Delivery Driver: That Gloria throws a mean right hook!
Miranda: Well! I never... Whats your name by the way?
Delivery Driver: Me ma'... Err.. My name's Johnny, I mean umm ya, Johnny.
Miranda: Well Johnny, I hope all that trouble was worth it!
Johnny: Oh fuc... I mean hel... I mean, yes ma'am, it suuure was!
Miranda: <giggle> Well Johhny, would you like a selfie picture to take back to the depot?
Johnny: Hell fuckin' ya! I mean... Sorry ma'am... errrr.. Miranda... errr... Sorry...
Miranda: Well then, let's make it a good one shall we?
Miranda: Okay, Let me get this top off... Now, you put your hand here.
Johnny: <GULP!> I... Uhh...
Miranda: And I'm going to put my hand there...
Johnny: Oh! I... Umm...
Miranda: There now, comfy?
Johnny: Well uhh... I mean...
Miranda: Okay then, go ahead and take your picture...
Miranda: Johnny..?
Miranda: Johnny! Your camera?
Johnny: Oh ya.. Ummm... Sure...
<CLICK>
Miranda: There now, show that one to Gloria!
Johnny: Yes ma'.. Miranda! She's gonna piss her panties when she sees this!
Johnny: Oh, almost forget, can you sign this delivery receipt for me please?
Johnny: This here's an awful expensive order!
Miranda: Why of course Johnny!
Johnny: By the way, what's Mr. umm.. GNottingham need with all these drones?
Miranda: Drones? I'm sure I don't know Johnny, but I'm also sure I'm going to find out!
Johnny: Yes ma'.. Miranda. You have a great day now, bye!
Miranda: Wait Johhny! Don't you want your tip?
Johnny: No thank you ma'am! You done already give me one! The best one I ever got! Bye!
Miranda: Buhbye Johnny! <giggle!>
DING DONG
Miranda: I'll get it!
Me: But your not dress... What am I saying... Never mind, go ahead.
Miranda: Oh! Hello?
Delivery Driver: Uuuuuuuu...
Miranda: What in the world is all this?
Delivery Driver: I ummmm... Uuuuuuu.
Miranda: Hey! Cutie! Eyes up here.
Delivery Driver: Uuuuuuuu... Sorry, ummmm, delivery for a ummm, GNelson G. GNottingham ma'am?
Miranda: Call me ma'am again, and you'll leave here on crutches. I'm Miranda.
Delivery Driver: Yes Ma'am, errrr, Miranda <gulp> ma'am.
Delivery Driver: I know who you are, actually, all the delivery drivers know who you are ma'... Miranda.
Miranda: They do? Awww, isn't that sweet!"
Delivery Driver: Yes ma'... Uh sure. Actually see, I won our lottery this week!
Miranda: Lottery?
Delivery Driver: Ya! See, all the drivers was having fights over who was gonna have your route?
Delivery Driver: It was getting pretty ugly.
Delivery Driver: I got knocked unconscious last month when Gloria Monahan sucker punched me.
Delivery Driver: And Freddy Wilcox bit Amanda Lestat on the... I mean ummm well, that's not important...
Delivery Driver: But anyways, the Distribution Manager finally came up with this here lottery.
Delivery Driver: The winner gets your route for the whole week!
Miranda: You mean all you boys were fighting just for the chance to see me?
Delivery Driver: Oh, not just the boys ma'... Miranda, like I said, there's a few girls who were right in the middle of it too!"
Delivery Driver: That Gloria throws a mean right hook!
Miranda: Well! I never... Whats your name by the way?
Delivery Driver: Me ma'... Err.. My name's Johnny, I mean umm ya, Johnny.
Miranda: Well Johnny, I hope all that trouble was worth it!
Johnny: Oh fuc... I mean hel... I mean, yes ma'am, it suuure was!
Miranda: <giggle> Well Johhny, would you like a selfie picture to take back to the depot?
Johnny: Hell fuckin' ya! I mean... Sorry ma'am... errrr.. Miranda... errr... Sorry...
Miranda: Well then, let's make it a good one shall we?
Miranda: Okay, Let me get this top off... Now, you put your hand here.
Johnny: <GULP!> I... Uhh...
Miranda: And I'm going to put my hand there...
Johnny: Oh! I... Umm...
Miranda: There now, comfy?
Johnny: Well uhh... I mean...
Miranda: Okay then, go ahead and take your picture...
Miranda: Johnny..?
Miranda: Johnny! Your camera?
Johnny: Oh ya.. Ummm... Sure...
<CLICK>
Miranda: There now, show that one to Gloria!
Johnny: Yes ma'.. Miranda! She's gonna piss her panties when she sees this!
Johnny: Oh, almost forget, can you sign this delivery receipt for me please?
Johnny: This here's an awful expensive order!
Miranda: Why of course Johnny!
Johnny: By the way, what's Mr. umm.. GNottingham need with all these drones?
Miranda: Drones? I'm sure I don't know Johnny, but I'm also sure I'm going to find out!
Johnny: Yes ma'.. Miranda. You have a great day now, bye!
Miranda: Wait Johhny! Don't you want your tip?
Johnny: No thank you ma'am! You done already give me one! The best one I ever got! Bye!
Miranda: Buhbye Johnny! <giggle!>
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