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tanuno
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[CybOrSpasm] - On the Promenade
"But we're BOOOOOORED!"
"Girls, I'm only human! That's three times already this morning... give me an hour, and I'll try..."
"We're not talking about that silly!"
"... Umm... I might be..."
"Hush BJ... We want to go out and doooo something!"
"It would be nice to get out of the house for a bit."
"Well... How about we go get lunch on the boardwalk, then take a walk along the promenade?"
"That doesn't sound so bad I guess..."
"I'm game!"
"You're game for anything BJ!"
"Got that right puddin'!"
"Okay then it's settled. Let me go get my camera, we might see some whales feeding today."
There really must be something wrong with this damn camera!
I just can't seem to get the focus right...
I can hardly make out that whale jumping out there!
"But we're BOOOOOORED!"
"Girls, I'm only human! That's three times already this morning... give me an hour, and I'll try..."
"We're not talking about that silly!"
"... Umm... I might be..."
"Hush BJ... We want to go out and doooo something!"
"It would be nice to get out of the house for a bit."
"Well... How about we go get lunch on the boardwalk, then take a walk along the promenade?"
"That doesn't sound so bad I guess..."
"I'm game!"
"You're game for anything BJ!"
"Got that right puddin'!"
"Okay then it's settled. Let me go get my camera, we might see some whales feeding today."
There really must be something wrong with this damn camera!
I just can't seem to get the focus right...
I can hardly make out that whale jumping out there!
tanuno
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[CybOrSpasm] - Good Day, Bad Day: Taxi!
Heading home from one of Miranda's shopping trips, when a completely innocent (for once) mishap occurred.
As Miranda attempted to hail a taxi, the strap of her dress slid down her shoulder, accidently flashing both an on-duty police officer, and an innocent taxi driver (is there such a thing?)!
As they say, accident will happen...
And one did.
The taxi driver plowed into the back of the police officer's car.
After all, who can blame him?
It was an admittedly stunning sight!
But was the taxi driver having a bad day?
Not at all!
You see, he had finally saved enough money to buy his own taxi and go into business for himself.
This was his last day working for a boss he despised, and had actually thought about wrecking that cab on purpose anyways just to get even with the jerk! After all, the insurance will pay for it...
Besides, he got to see Miranda's spectacular bare breast!
It was worth it as far as he was concerned!
The taxi driver is having a good day!
Was the police officer having a bad day?
No.
He and his wife are fighting, and he was absolutely dreading going home. Sitting there all night in silence, watching Johnny Carson before going to sleep on the couch... again.
Now, he has an excuse to go back to the police station to do a little paper work, then he will probably sneak off with that cute little meter maid for a quickie in the evidence room! Maybe she will invite him back to her place after work, and introduce him to her kinky twin sister...
The police officer is also having a good day.
Is Miranda having a bad day?
Not even close! She just blew over a thousand bucks on new clothes (that I was carrying at the time...)!
"But her breast was exposed!" You say...
Come on folks! This is Miranda we are talking about! She would strip naked on the spot if the whim took her!
One bare breast... She hardly even noticed!
No, with bunch of expensive new clothes to try on at home, Miranda is having a good day.
And finally we come to the real tragedy in the picture...
If you look closely at the group of people just beyond the top of the police car, you will see a (out of focus...) woman in a purple jacket.
Her name is Alice.
She is handing out flyers to the commuters in the background there.
It's an advertisement for an amateur night event being held at a dingy little club down the street.
Alice has entered.
Alice is terrified.
So much so, that she just wet herself just thinking about it.
She thinks she is going to play the ukulele, and sing a song she wrote herself.
The problem is, Alice sucks on the ukulele.
And her singing is worse.
And the song she wrote is about a puppy who died.
It sucks too.
At eight o'clock that very night, Alice will walk onto that grubby little stage, look out at all those people staring at her, and promptly throw up on herself before passing out from stage fright.
Alice is going to have a very bad day...
Heading home from one of Miranda's shopping trips, when a completely innocent (for once) mishap occurred.
As Miranda attempted to hail a taxi, the strap of her dress slid down her shoulder, accidently flashing both an on-duty police officer, and an innocent taxi driver (is there such a thing?)!
As they say, accident will happen...
And one did.
The taxi driver plowed into the back of the police officer's car.
After all, who can blame him?
It was an admittedly stunning sight!
But was the taxi driver having a bad day?
Not at all!
You see, he had finally saved enough money to buy his own taxi and go into business for himself.
This was his last day working for a boss he despised, and had actually thought about wrecking that cab on purpose anyways just to get even with the jerk! After all, the insurance will pay for it...
Besides, he got to see Miranda's spectacular bare breast!
It was worth it as far as he was concerned!
The taxi driver is having a good day!
Was the police officer having a bad day?
No.
He and his wife are fighting, and he was absolutely dreading going home. Sitting there all night in silence, watching Johnny Carson before going to sleep on the couch... again.
Now, he has an excuse to go back to the police station to do a little paper work, then he will probably sneak off with that cute little meter maid for a quickie in the evidence room! Maybe she will invite him back to her place after work, and introduce him to her kinky twin sister...
The police officer is also having a good day.
Is Miranda having a bad day?
Not even close! She just blew over a thousand bucks on new clothes (that I was carrying at the time...)!
"But her breast was exposed!" You say...
Come on folks! This is Miranda we are talking about! She would strip naked on the spot if the whim took her!
One bare breast... She hardly even noticed!
No, with bunch of expensive new clothes to try on at home, Miranda is having a good day.
And finally we come to the real tragedy in the picture...
If you look closely at the group of people just beyond the top of the police car, you will see a (out of focus...) woman in a purple jacket.
Her name is Alice.
She is handing out flyers to the commuters in the background there.
It's an advertisement for an amateur night event being held at a dingy little club down the street.
Alice has entered.
Alice is terrified.
So much so, that she just wet herself just thinking about it.
She thinks she is going to play the ukulele, and sing a song she wrote herself.
The problem is, Alice sucks on the ukulele.
And her singing is worse.
And the song she wrote is about a puppy who died.
It sucks too.
At eight o'clock that very night, Alice will walk onto that grubby little stage, look out at all those people staring at her, and promptly throw up on herself before passing out from stage fright.
Alice is going to have a very bad day...
tanuno
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[CybOrSpasm] - Distracted driving
"Honey, pull over for a bit..."
"Babe, I can't. You know we gotta get this load delivered by five o'clock."
"But I'm in "the mood" noowww!"
"You'll live babe. As soon as I get this trailer unloaded, we can crawl in the back and..."
"But you don't understand hun, I said "I'M HORNY NOW!""
"And I heard ya baby but..."
"Miranda, what are you doing..."
"Babe no, I can't..."
"Miranda come on... I'm gonna get pulled over again..."
"Baby, you know what that does to me when you do that..."
"Ah damn it!.."
"Honey, pull over for a bit..."
"Babe, I can't. You know we gotta get this load delivered by five o'clock."
"But I'm in "the mood" noowww!"
"You'll live babe. As soon as I get this trailer unloaded, we can crawl in the back and..."
"But you don't understand hun, I said "I'M HORNY NOW!""
"And I heard ya baby but..."
"Miranda, what are you doing..."
"Babe no, I can't..."
"Miranda come on... I'm gonna get pulled over again..."
"Baby, you know what that does to me when you do that..."
"Ah damn it!.."
tanuno
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[CybOrSpasm] - Miranda and Baxter Dancin'!
Just a relaxing night in...
Funny how the pops and hisses from old vinyl records can add a layer of "soothing" to the music sometimes.
Sort of like an old flannel shirt.
Don't get me wrong, I am not one of those purists who believe that digital music is blasphemous or anything.
It's just that every now and then... it's fun to play a record.
Especially when you have this kind of floor show to go along with it! };]
Just a relaxing night in...
Funny how the pops and hisses from old vinyl records can add a layer of "soothing" to the music sometimes.
Sort of like an old flannel shirt.
Don't get me wrong, I am not one of those purists who believe that digital music is blasphemous or anything.
It's just that every now and then... it's fun to play a record.
Especially when you have this kind of floor show to go along with it! };]
tanuno
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[CybOrSpasm] - Miranda babbling at the brook
I mean Miranda at the Babbling Brook...
If you happen to see a racoon wearing a flowery sundress, give him a thumbs up for me.
If you see a raccoon dragging a backpack let me know, as Miranda borrowed my car, and the keys are still in the pack...
And no, she didn't get into trouble this time...
She was the one who had to walk home naked. };]
I mean Miranda at the Babbling Brook...
If you happen to see a racoon wearing a flowery sundress, give him a thumbs up for me.
If you see a raccoon dragging a backpack let me know, as Miranda borrowed my car, and the keys are still in the pack...
And no, she didn't get into trouble this time...
She was the one who had to walk home naked. };]
tanuno
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[Erotipixels] - Im the worst...
Who else would sully the memory of beloved cartoon characters with such a vile accusation?
They said they were taking the van to grab a quart of milk. That was over an hour ago. A mystery how such a quickie task could take so long.
Mystery solved.
Who else would sully the memory of beloved cartoon characters with such a vile accusation?
They said they were taking the van to grab a quart of milk. That was over an hour ago. A mystery how such a quickie task could take so long.
Mystery solved.
tanuno
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[Erotipixels] - Berseh and Tawny go a Honky Tonkin'
- YeeHAW!
- Could the local regulars be a little confused at being outdone at their own game by a couple of mega Eurobabes? Seems so. Given the almost super persuasive powers of our beloved heroes, there may be quite the rambunctious rodeo in their hotel room later.
- Sorry partners... Those bareback rides ain't fer yew.
- YeeHAW and yippy, yippy ki yai YAY!
- YeeHAW!
- Could the local regulars be a little confused at being outdone at their own game by a couple of mega Eurobabes? Seems so. Given the almost super persuasive powers of our beloved heroes, there may be quite the rambunctious rodeo in their hotel room later.
- Sorry partners... Those bareback rides ain't fer yew.
- YeeHAW and yippy, yippy ki yai YAY!
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