[Various Artists] 🌏 A bit of everything 🌏

[tanuno]

[Fiddlestix] Barbie O'Gill And the Lucky People

The Limerick of "Barbie O'Gill":

There once was a cailín called Róisín,
Who lost all her gold on the race scene.
To make a quick buck,
She soldkisses for luck,
And ended a well-endowed fuck-machine!​

---

Little-known fact: A female Leprechaun is known as a "Leprecailín", a combination of "Leprechaun and "cailín" (pronounced "cawl-een"), which is Irish for "young woman".
Even littler-known fact: "Leprecailín" isn't actually a word - I made it up last week, solely for this smut.

​

 

[tanuno]

[Depraved] We Baked You A Cake

 

[tanuno]

[Davethevoice] Earning her OWN Oscar PART I

Nadine trusts her Acting mentors, but should she? All she said is that she couldn't wait to earn her own Oscar.
Well here it means Obviously She Can Accept Ramming

​

 

[tanuno]

[Depraved] Undershirts Don't Get You Free Drinks, Sweetie

 

[tanuno]

[Sirdebasik] Business relationships

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Berry

"Would you like a taste...Mmm..?"

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Datass

"Ok daddy... punish me"

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Toilet paper

"Hanna, we should have bought toilet paper after all!"

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Resort

"Mmm..Just you, me and an Island Resort. I'm liking Mimi's Make Peace deal more by the second"

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Tsubasa

Young Hanna: "Passing to you Captain Tsubasa!"

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] The copier

Hanna: "Mimi you know, we don't have to try everything you see on the Internet..."

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Watch me!

Hanna: "20 Bucks says you can't get 8 of 'em in your mouth without using your hands.."

Mimi: "Haha ..Ez Money... Watch me!"

Hanna: *Hope she doesn't see Jo with her birthday surprise* ----

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Pop Ice

Mimi: Mmmm!

Hanna: Hahaha!

Mimi: Ngghh!

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] #StuffNoOneTellsYouAbout

"That yearning look your girl gives you when you trying get naked but those damn jeans just won't come off!"

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Tanlines are sexy

Hanna: "Ooops.."

Mimi: "Hanna..You naughty Bish! You said tan lines are sexy!"

Hanna: "On you babe.. On you.. (;"

Mimi: "Screw that.. I'm getting naked too!"

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Suck'n Slide - Glory Hole contest 20

Love is... Helping your girlfriend to win a contest.

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Latz

Farmer: "I knew you were the little sweet tooth!"

Hanna: "Are you gonna punish me now?"

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Dirty

"Get ready to lose your money boyz! One backflip and... Wheelie just in panties.. Done!"

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Bacon Thief

Honey..! I don't think those shrooms have worn off just yet..!

 

[tanuno]

[X3rr4] Outhouse

Hanna: "Sowwy Puddin', but this chilli express is still making stops.."