Dad, Mom never told me you knew how to do a basic gynecological exam. Imagine how much money we would have saved on routine checkups at the clinic!
You could have even given me a car!
What fools we were!
- Thomas, your sister tells me that you're weird because you've never had a girlfriend. I don't see the problem, but... Don't you like women? - She's wrong, Mom. I do like women!