* Doorbell rings, opens door *
"Trick or treat!"
"Ohhh! Umm hello, y-y-you're naked."
"hehe happy halloween cutie."
"Aren't you a bit too old to be trick or treating?"
"hehehe no silly." "Not the way I do it."
"Uh alright I guess." "What the hell are you even supposed to be anyways?"
"Isn't it obvious you dork? I'm a semen demon

"
"Uh umm umm a what?!"
"A semen demon silly human." "If you couldn't tell already this is not a costume."
"Uh I-I-I'm not sure what's going on here."
"On halloween some of us get to leave the underworld so we can harvest the essence of humanity."
".......Ok but-but......"
"There are many ways to do this but personally I would rather use a more 'loving' method of extraction hehehe"
"..........."
"Now come here cutie pie! Give mama some more of that sweet baby gravy!"
"If you're a good boy, I might just have to come back for another visit very soon hehe."