"Trick or treat! Happy halloween!"
"Ohh umm...... Hello there little girl, w-why are you naked?"
"Hehe you silly human I'm not a little girl. I'm a goblin. Besides how could a little girl have knockers like these?"
"W-well I guess you do have a point. In that case aren't you a bit old to be trick or treating?"
"Old? No silly. I have no interest in candy, I'm looking for a different kind of treat hehe. Now come on cutie let's go play!"