"Oh, come on, Daddy! Don't be such a bore! It's just a costume for the school Halloween party! And then, when I get home in the morning, slightly tipsy and covered in drool and cum from my classmates and teachers, I'll sneak into your bedroom and crawl under the covers with you!..."
"Oh, my honey bunny, did you have a bad dream again? Well, come quickly to Mommy's side! I'll tell you a story about Jack and his magic bean pod, and you'll have only good and sweet dreams!"