"I bet I'm a better rope jumper than you! I can jump a hundred thousand million billion times without stopping and without tripping, and you couldn't even do it ten times!"
"I'm 21 years old, completely healthy, with no hereditary problems and a completely normal hormonal profile for a girl my age. My periods started at 12, and ever since, they've been as precise as a Swiss watch. I've been sexually active regularly since I was 18. But my breasts!.. Well, you can see it for yourself!"
"You're a good, obedient, and hardworking girl, Jin Li, but you still need to learn how to sort your trash!"
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"But you know how to make up for your misdeed, right, my dear? I'll wait for you in my room after lights out! Take a bath with incense and be clean-shaven!"
"Please don't be surprised, gentlemen! Yes, I am our Master's wife, but last night I made a mistake by not saying goodnight to my husband. And now I will do all the housework for a week, along with all our servants. And if I am unruly and negligent, I will be flogged in the stables!"
"My congratulations, Miss Madison! You've earned the right to wear that silver collar and become head maid of the night shift! And those many nights you spent with your sweet face buried between my wide-open thighs certainly contributed to that!"
The Queen of the Fair for One Night is a young beauty chosen by farmers if Texas each evening during the week-long autumn harvest festival to perform a ritual of communal copulation with her, symbolizing the next year's sowing season.
