"What? You've trapped me in this tight cramped nook away from prying eyes, just to stare at me silently and press tightly your bulge in your pants against the bottom of my stomach? Maybe you'll finally take them down, and I'll decide how I can help you?"
"Oh, bro, I think I can hear a magical boyish bean pod sprouting and swellin' in your pants right now! Do you have a silly skin hood on it? I want to tug at that flap of yours with my tooths!"