"What? You like my feet? Well then, sit closer to me. They're beautiful, aren't they? Look at my neat toes! You can touch them!.. Bend down closer... Do you like the way they smell? Kiss them, please! Yeah, like this!.."
Our Art Teacher, Mrs. Evans, during a lesson in the school art studio:
"Today, boys, I'll be posing for you! We just need to decide whether I'll be topless or completely nude. So, let's vote! Who's in favor of me posing completely nude? Unanimously!"
"What are you showing me there? Your snotty bean pod? Well, if you want me to give it the attention it deserves, darling, you'll have to come closer, really close!"
Taking samples:
"Okay, first I'll take a swab from the inside of your cheek—it's a little ticklish. Then I'll take a scraping from your perianal folds—that's also ticklish and might itch for a bit. And then I'll take a swab from your urethra, baby! Yes, from that little hole at the tip of your penis. No, don't worry, that won't hurt at all! It might sting a little, that's all. But I'll blow on you and kiss you where it hurts, and the pain will go away right away!"
Boyish Phimosis:
"Yes, it's phimosis, but it's nothing serious! There's no inflammation, it's just that your foreskin isn't keeping up with the rapid growth and development of your young body, and it's very easy to fix. I'm personally involved in your treatment, so I'm waiting for you in my office every evening for a massage and physical therapy!"
College medical exam:
"Okay, my dears, let's not get distracted or giggle! Look how wonderfully this young man's genitals have developed, in keeping with his age and constitution! Come closer to me and examine and palpate his penis and scrotum!"
New London Medicine. School Health Checkup:
"Oh, look, Farida, another uncircumcised white bean pod! Put him on the circumcision list! Oh, those island savages aborigines! And have you seen what the women wear? Disgraceful!"
"No, Cynthia, don't worry, my dear, your Joseph is perfectly fine! His blood pressure is like an astronaut's, his breathing is clear, his heart sounds are crisp, and there are no abnormal murmurs. And I don't see any erectile dysfunction right now, but is that what you're complaining about? I think you just need to change something in your sexual relationship, add some new sensations, and I know a doctor - your cousin, by the way - who could help you with this not only with advice but also with action!"
"Come visit us in the village this holiday, boys! Fresh air, simple and hearty natural food, fishing and swimming, exciting farm excursions, and many other amazing discoveries and adventures, joys and pleasures await you!"