"Honey, are you filming? Oh my, I'm so excited! I haven't had a young, hard cock in my mouth in so long, and this sweet young man from the delivery service kindly agreed to help me with it!"
Interview with a new Maid:
"She has wonderful breasts, my dear: natural, firm, not a gram of silicone! But I think you'll like what's below the belt even more! Our applicant for the position of Maid in our house, Miss Dubois, at 21 years old, is a virgin in both her holes!"
"Oh yes! How could I doubt that my Stepbrother is not only my favourite secret lover, who f**ked both his Stepsis and his Stepmom, but also a true gentleman! And today you will share with me the mystery of my wedding night! While my husband enjoys me, his young wife, you will indulge every whim of his three best men!"
- Susan, Eliot, I'm home!
- Oh my, Sue, it's Mom! But why did she come home from work so early?
- Don't panic, my little bunny! Hurry up and change, you silly boy, and don't forget to take off your makeup! I'll keep her downstairs for a couple of minutes while you get ready. And don't take the plug out of your a**hole just yet, though - we're not done yet, Ellie, my filthy brother-bitch!
"After five years of happy marriage, my husband and I decided to spice up our sex life by trying role-playing and group sex, and our local postman, Francis, was more than happy to oblige with his mighty twelve inches!"
"Oh my, Jonathan! At first glance, you can't tell which one of us is the lustful woman and which one is her charming stepson dressed as a horny little bitch!"
First morning of vacation at my cousin's house:
"Good morning, my naughty brother! I've missed you so much since last summer! Why didn't you come to visit for Christmas?"