"Where are you going, my sweet little gummy worm? Trust me, I know how to handle a straitjacket! It's time for you to take your medicine, my little honey bunny, and fall into an endless rabbit hole full of magical wonders! And I'll be there, right next to you!"
"But if I drink this potion now, I'll turn back into a regular boy from a Kentucky corn farm who gets f**ked in the hayloft by his stepdad with drinking buddies every now and then, right?.."