"Yes, sir, all the boys have long since gone to bed in their rooms, and I... I just got really thirsty and decided to sneak into the kitchen... I... I didn't want to take that piece of cherry pie from the fridge, but... But I couldn't resist the temptation!.. Please, sir, don't tell mister Principal and madam Trustee about my misbehavior, and I'll do whatever you want for you!"