"You want to treat me to what I'm thinking about? What am I thinking about? I'm talking about a crispy wafer roll with thick custard, of course! What were you thinking about?"
"Oh, come on, guys! Don't be such prudes! As if none of you ever wanted to be not only a Knight but also a Princess as kids, or fell in love with a cousin or classmate, dreaming of tugging at or even tasting their snotty little bean pod? I bet even now, among those of you looking at me with disapproval, there are those who secretly wouldn't mind tasting the thick, spicy corn syrup from my cob!"
"Yap! Creator, you have heard my prayers, and I have finally reached Fox Heaven, where eternal summer always reigns, where a gentle warm breeze caresses your fur, and where love surrounds you everywhere!"