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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Hole in One
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"Golfing?!?"
"That's what the man at the front desk said."
"Since our rooms weren't ready on time, they would give us a free golf pass."
"Screw that! I made these reservations two months ago."
"Besides, I don't play golf!"
"Me either baby, but I've always kind of been curious what all the fuss was about."
"There isn't any fuss. You smack a little ball, chase it down a few hundred yards, spend twenty minutes trying to find it, just so you can smack it again!"
"Weeeell, maybe we could liven it up a little bit? Make it more interesting?"

"Whadayamean?"
"<Giggle!> I'm not sure yet, but I bet we'll think of something!"
"Okay Red, I guess we will go "play golf"."
"Besides, if I know you (and we all do!), I just know it will end up being an embarrassment to the hotel, and since they have pissed me off, that's fine with me!"
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"Par four."
"What does that mean?"
"I think that's how many tries you get to get your ball in the hole."
"From here!?!"
"Yup!"
"And what happens if you don't?"
"Um.. I think you get a strike each time you hit the ball until you do, and the one with the least strikes is the winner."
"Hunh... Well, let's say that in our new game of "Strip Golf", if you don't get it in before the par number, you lose an item of clothing!"
"Do you know how many holes there are?"
"Hunh? Three that you can actually use. My mouth, my..."
"No no. I meant holes in the golf course!"
"<Oh <giggle!> no, how many?"
"Well, I believe there are eighteen, but you can stop after nine if you want."
"Oh."
"Ya, I see a problem already. You are wearing shorts, sandals, and almost a top."
"You're going to be naked by the third hole."
"Well, lets see, you're wearing boots, jeans, boxers, a shirt, and a hat, so you'll be naked by the fifth hole."
"Probably... I will spot you two points then. Still going be a short game."
"I bet I can get you naked in one hole!"
"How do you figure that?"
"My butth..."
"Okay, okay. Save your trash talking for the game there Red!"
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"Oh god! Oh FUUUCK!"
"What hole <pant!> is this anyways?"
"Don't stop, Oh YES BABY... That's my ass..."
"I meant what golf course hole."
"OOOOH! Who cares baby? Just don't stop! Just a little more..."
"OH YES! DON'T STOP, DON'T STOOOP! I'M CUUUUUUMINGGGGGGG!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Hey Buddy! Can we play through? <hehe!>"
"Henh!, I know I wouldn't mind sinking one in that hole! <HARHARHAR!>"
"Ya ya, so funny. Go ahead and play though guys. Can't you see we are busy here?"
"<HAWHAW!> Hey bud, where can I get a caddie like that?"
"Phew! Okay, come on Miranda, Let's go see if our rooms ready yet."
"Just a sec, HEY BOYS! If you didn't spend so much time with your "putters" in your hands, you might have someone who looks like me!
<HARHAR!HAWHAW!HEHE!>
"You know, I don't think we made it past the fifth hole."
"No, but we did learn to stay out of the sand traps!"
"Ya, I still have sand in my butt crack."
"Still, golf wasn't so bad..."
"Not when you play with Miranda!"
"<Giggle!> Let's get back to the hotel so I can play with your "putter" some more!"
"You are just awful, you know that right?"

 

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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Miranda in the LuvTub
Well it's like this... She twisted her tuckus one Tuesday while twerking to tawdry tunes. We tried Tylenol, but that turned into a rather traumatic tradgedy!
So we tried another tactic and put her into traction. That didn't turn out so well either as I am sure you can imagine!
Long story even longer, while waiting for her to heal, I went through my Sims 4 folder, looking for props to convert and use in renders... Which in turn led me to start actually playing Sims 4 again (And yes, I made a Miranda sim!). Then got tired of that and downloaded a game Winter Burrow and then another called SurrounDead which I am currently playing.
What it all really boils down to, is that we are both still here, and check in every day. I am starting to feel the rendering itch again, so perhaps fairly soon, Miranda will get off her ass, so to speak, and I will get off mine and get back to rendering! };]"
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"Babe? You doing okay in there?"
"Oh... Umm... Ya babe, I'm fine!"
"Do you want me to help you out of the tub?"
"OHH! FU..! Umm... NO! Umm no, I mean I'm okay!"
"Lotta noises coming from in there..."
"That's okay, They're okay too! Oh GOD..!"
"All right, whatever. Let me know if you need me."
"YES! OH YES! I mean, yes babe I will!"
(I better make sure she's okay...)
Aaaaand this is what I found.
First off, her tuckus (butt/bottom/ass) is just terrific. Yes, she did bruise her tailbone a bit, but as you can see, after a few weeks of rest and "relaxation" She has almost fully recovered.
Yes, there is a wheelchair in the image, but that is just because she really been milking this whole "injury" business for all it's worth!

 

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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Miranda in the Cold Woods

"So that's where you and your crew were going the other day..."
"Unh hunh. Do you like it?"
"Oh hells ya, but weren't you cold?"
"As Jack Frost's brass butt plug!"
"Brass... what?"
"Butt plug babe. You know, like this..."
"Oh yes! I um, see now..."
"I had goose bumps on my..."
"Okay, ya, I get the picture..."
"Of course you do silly, I just handed it to you!"
"And look at the animals!"
"They are all approved pixie pets."
"Good, good. For a second I thought you'd had a Snow White moment."
"I'm not all that white with this tan, but there was still some snow around!"
"No, I meant... Never mind. It's a great picture hun. Thank you!"
"My butt plug isn't brass though. It's 24 carrot gold."
"How'd we get back to that..?"
"I can prove it, it's got a hallmark and everything!"
"Can you see it now?"
"Mrmphh mummbmph, hrmphr!"
"You can take it out if you want, but you'll have to put something else in to take it's place!"
"Oh yes babe! It's about time you took the hint... You're being a bit slow today."
"Slow huh? How about now?"
"OH!"
" OH YES!"
" OH FUUUUU..!!!"