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Miranda / Miranda Goes to Court
"Lookie, they're forming teams to play basketball. Can I go play?"
"Have I ever told you "no"?"
"Weelll, there was the time I wanted to buy that sculpture..."
"The two porpoises covered in little mirrors that cost two and a half million dollars?"
"Ummmm, ya. But okay, what about that time they offered me the free trip to Dubai, all expenses paid?"
"You mean the one offered by that horny old Sultan who was later arrested for running a slavery racket?"
"Oh, ya... Forgot that part..."
"Well then, what about when the gnomes were going to build me a pair of working wings, that would actually let me fly?"
"Where's Gnarly gnome right now?"
"Oh right... We still haven't found him, but I'm sure he's alright!"
"Any more?"
Oh never mind! I'm going to go play basketball.
"SKINS!"
"NOOO!"
"Have I ever told you "no"?"
"Weelll, there was the time I wanted to buy that sculpture..."
"The two porpoises covered in little mirrors that cost two and a half million dollars?"
"Ummmm, ya. But okay, what about that time they offered me the free trip to Dubai, all expenses paid?"
"You mean the one offered by that horny old Sultan who was later arrested for running a slavery racket?"
"Oh, ya... Forgot that part..."
"Well then, what about when the gnomes were going to build me a pair of working wings, that would actually let me fly?"
"Where's Gnarly gnome right now?"
"Oh right... We still haven't found him, but I'm sure he's alright!"
"Any more?"
Oh never mind! I'm going to go play basketball.
"SKINS!"
"NOOO!"

































































































































































































































































































































