[berseh] 
The To-Do List 04
You know me: I can be tough, even grumpy sometimes but I’m fair, know what I mean? I’m fucking honest! A com’ is a com’ so if I’m paid to force a granny eat a squirrel, she’ll fucking eat the fucking squirrel right?
Today’s instructions were to whip that cunt’s frontside (not her face, mind you) 9 times -not 8, not ten: 9.
Was to strike her with a taw. A taw, you know? Like a paddle fucked a whip and they got a child? Haw haw!
That’s a good one, haw!
So I brought the table I thought would do the thing and laid it against one of the pillars, the one with a ring on it. No idea what this ring was ever meant for, but it will sure do the job in a couple days.
Then I walked to her, smiling like I was gonna use the new bike my Mom got me for Christmas.
« Pliiizz let me go", she said with that soft cocksucker singing voice.
"Pliiz hav peeeteee"! Tsst tsst.. The shit they say!
A good slap threw her on the floor. While she was tryin’ a get her brains back I quickly opened the padlock that linked her collar to the chain.
« Don’t! » she cried.
"Don’t hurt m-Ayyee!"
I grabbed her hair, yanked her back, pulled brutally to present her body to the taw, and I slashed her on the tits. One, two, three!
Oh fuck the fuck! Man, I’m sure she’s a good dancer: She wiggled and squirmed like a magical fucking worm!
Then on the stomach: she gasped like she couldn’t breathe.
Two more on her twat, oh yeah that made it: She squealed like a sow!
You gotta believe me, was worth seeing!
That pretty filly on her knees crying, shrieking, her legs wide open.. I maybe a pro but I’m also a mega balled stud you know. Toughest hunk miles around! Got me hard to see that wailing slut twirl in panic. I was getting in condition but hey! I had a job to do. I'm not only a honest chap with a massive prick, I’m also a fucking ethse..easth..Esthete, so I made sure them lashes landed where they should, very decorative!
Man, this is such a fun job.. Have I told you in addition to the 5 grands I also get two thousands a day I keep her with me? I hear it's cheaper than the fancy hotel her producers had put her in! Whipping that celeb'cunt and grabbing that twat like no one not even a prez could! Being paid to make that cute filly yell?
Gimme a break, nobody beats me at "What's the best job on Earth"!
Tell you, my hand keeping its grip on her hair made that taw land just as it should do.. Wanna punish your old lady? That’s the thing you need: A taw! Sure my Dad would have loved to know that thing. To think that without that shitty To-do list I might never have known about that cool tool? Breaks my fucking heart, haw haw!
It’s gonna be used on more sluts than that one, see what I mean? Any cow that doesn’t jump right away to do what I say, slash!
Ho ho..
Then before I knew it, them nine strikes were down.
She kept trembling, expecting more to come. Oh boy, was my wood hard! Hard hard hard!
Hey, the instructions are clear: Ramming was allowed but only under latex, and I’d packed a few in the attic.
« Okay » I said.
« that’s it for today. But we still got somethin’ nice going. »
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