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BREAKING NEWS
..We interrupt the course of your favourite « Meet The Champions » show to report on the latest development about the dreadful abduction of the French- sorry, Monegasque- actress and partner of Rob Cloosling. Jon?
Jon? Do you hear me?"
« Thank you Hanna. Iâm here in front of the Clooslingâs mansion where in an amazing turn of events the police have just arrested our former colleague Lydia Cloosling! Our bewilderment can only be matched by that of world famous movie star husband Rob Cloosling, seen here in the background presumably calling his lawyer.
The police have refused to comment but our microphone was able to capture Mrs. Cloosling's shocked words of innocence as the detectives were busting her for being the alleged commissioner of the European actressâs kidnapping and horrendous captivity. This is a voice that every one of our dear MTC viewers will no doubt recognize. Careful, the sound isnât perfect:
« ..ible! Youâre making a big mistake! I know the judge, heâll have you fired! Iâm totally innocent! I have nothing to do with that dumb slu.. »
She was then taken away in the police car, apparently quite agitated. That's it for now Hanna."
« Well thank you Jon. This unexpected instalment has certainly shaken our team here. It goes without saying that- Mrs. Cloosling being effectively found guilty has nothing to do with our company and.. itâs time we show our faithful telespectators the document filmed earlier this morning in North California where our colleague Maha and crew were able to catch the enlightening moment when Justice hit.
Maha? Maha, we're with you."
"Thank you Hanna. We are here in the confines of the Charcoalfellow forest. Alerted by an anonymous call we were fortunate enough to reach the very well concealed house where the French -sorry, Monegasque- actress has been supposedly violated, chained, kept naked, tortured, collared, her breas.. »
« Ok ok Maha, please letâs get on with the document you filmed this morning: »
«Arrhmm, yes sorry Hanna. Arhmm.. erm.. In the latest development of one of the biggest display of how twisted and fierce competition can be in supposedly glamorous Hollywood, we at MTC have been able to follow the police to the lair of the individual presumed to have tortured, abused and otherwise profanated the young French- sorry, Monegasque- actress who plays an important role in a big production led by Rob Cloosling. The police, apparently confident of their case, have surrounded the house where the actress was supposedly whipped, bound tight, violated, forced to-"
"Okay okay Maha please the facts. Just the facts."
"Sorry Hanna, erm.. The suspect Mister Zacchary Snowflake, is apparently best known in the underground circles as Zack the Moderator. He is a low-level thug who until now was not known for crimes this big. The alleged violator seems to have been totally surprised by the sudden arrival of the FBI team assisted by Steffensville deputy sheriffs..
As the detectives, following a short resistance took him away from his well-hidden house we were able to record the alleged torturer's vehement protestation before he was shoved into the police car:
« -bip bip-! Thatâs not gonna bip happen! I know the bip Judge Laspe, Iâll make a bip deal with him! bip! No way Iâm gonna bip pay for that bip bip bip who couldn't cover our bip bip business. What a bip idiot! Couldnât she be a little bip more careful? These bip bip from bip television bip are all bip! »
THE END
*could this really be the end?........................................................................................................................................................Zack is Back!
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BREAKING NEWS
..We interrupt the course of your favourite « Meet The Champions » show to report on the latest development about the dreadful abduction of the French- sorry, Monegasque- actress and partner of Rob Cloosling. Jon?
Jon? Do you hear me?"
« Thank you Hanna. Iâm here in front of the Clooslingâs mansion where in an amazing turn of events the police have just arrested our former colleague Lydia Cloosling! Our bewilderment can only be matched by that of world famous movie star husband Rob Cloosling, seen here in the background presumably calling his lawyer.
The police have refused to comment but our microphone was able to capture Mrs. Cloosling's shocked words of innocence as the detectives were busting her for being the alleged commissioner of the European actressâs kidnapping and horrendous captivity. This is a voice that every one of our dear MTC viewers will no doubt recognize. Careful, the sound isnât perfect:
« ..ible! Youâre making a big mistake! I know the judge, heâll have you fired! Iâm totally innocent! I have nothing to do with that dumb slu.. »
She was then taken away in the police car, apparently quite agitated. That's it for now Hanna."
« Well thank you Jon. This unexpected instalment has certainly shaken our team here. It goes without saying that- Mrs. Cloosling being effectively found guilty has nothing to do with our company and.. itâs time we show our faithful telespectators the document filmed earlier this morning in North California where our colleague Maha and crew were able to catch the enlightening moment when Justice hit.
Maha? Maha, we're with you."
"Thank you Hanna. We are here in the confines of the Charcoalfellow forest. Alerted by an anonymous call we were fortunate enough to reach the very well concealed house where the French -sorry, Monegasque- actress has been supposedly violated, chained, kept naked, tortured, collared, her breas.. »
« Ok ok Maha, please letâs get on with the document you filmed this morning: »
«Arrhmm, yes sorry Hanna. Arhmm.. erm.. In the latest development of one of the biggest display of how twisted and fierce competition can be in supposedly glamorous Hollywood, we at MTC have been able to follow the police to the lair of the individual presumed to have tortured, abused and otherwise profanated the young French- sorry, Monegasque- actress who plays an important role in a big production led by Rob Cloosling. The police, apparently confident of their case, have surrounded the house where the actress was supposedly whipped, bound tight, violated, forced to-"
"Okay okay Maha please the facts. Just the facts."
"Sorry Hanna, erm.. The suspect Mister Zacchary Snowflake, is apparently best known in the underground circles as Zack the Moderator. He is a low-level thug who until now was not known for crimes this big. The alleged violator seems to have been totally surprised by the sudden arrival of the FBI team assisted by Steffensville deputy sheriffs..
As the detectives, following a short resistance took him away from his well-hidden house we were able to record the alleged torturer's vehement protestation before he was shoved into the police car:
« -bip bip-! Thatâs not gonna bip happen! I know the bip Judge Laspe, Iâll make a bip deal with him! bip! No way Iâm gonna bip pay for that bip bip bip who couldn't cover our bip bip business. What a bip idiot! Couldnât she be a little bip more careful? These bip bip from bip television bip are all bip! »
*could this really be the end?........................................................................................................................................................Zack is Back!
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