"Do you take this white ho to be your forcefully wedded white?"
Damb Right.
"And do you take Jamael to be your lawful owner? To love him honor and obey him till death due part?"
"MMPPPHHHHH... MMMMPPPHHHH..." Gagged Moaning
"Of course she does."
"I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride."