"Oh, hi! Are you also taking a stroll through the Christmas market on this wonderful winter evening? It's so wonderful here, isn't it? I love it! Perhaps you could help me carry my shopping bags to the home? And I promise to make you some aromatic bergamot tea and treat you to some cinnamon cookies! I baked them myself!"
"Oh, guys, I think I've had a bit too much of that dwarven dark beer! My body's completely unresponsive, and my mind's in a fog! Hey, why are you dropping your pants now? Anyway, go ahead—maybe it'll sober me up a bit!"