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"Wow! Literally one drop of this magical potion, which humans call ethanol, in the blood of even an elf removes all internal inhibitions and inhibitions and liberates! Guess if I'm wearing my panties today, or are you about to see my naughty shaved pussy?"
"Well, hello there, kid! Who am I and what am I doing in your bed? I'm a Fairy, Fairy Ophelia from the Enchanted Land, who was torn from the tender embrace of a young but very naughty dryad by the filthy desires of one little libertine and transported to this disgusting, filthy, magic-less world, lost somewhere on the outskirts of the Great Universe! Now cover your ears with your hands - I'm going to curse loudly and for a long time with the filthiest curses because of what happened because of you!"