[SirNoddy] - Goblin gang
The story:
Once upon a time a sorry band of dark elves, also known as Gloop Goblins, were lolling around, deep in Frog Wood. They were very glum and gloomy.
“Oh, mates,” groaned one ugly little fellow, “Me dingle, it do ache so. It fair desires to be a pluggin’ some nice big, soft bazongas!”
“Arr,” said another, “but no pretty wenches do go a-wanderin’ in these woods no more, for fear of bein’ covered in 'ot slime, and royally rogered by us poor goblins!”
Several bottom lips wobbled as the band of sorry goblins considered their unhappy situation. Another said, “I is so desperit I may go and rumple yonder oak tree agin – but I doesn’t want any more splinters in my dingle!”
A cloud of dejection settled upon the goblins – when suddenly, there came the sound of a sweet, girlish refrain, with many a gay “la, la, la”.
Ears pricked up as the charming sound drifted towards them. Pointy green noses also wiggled as the perfumed scent of a maiden tickled their nostrils! Then other appendages began to prick up, too. If you’d listened closely you might have heard a funny twanging noise – the sound of thick, sticky, leathery, dribbling green goblin dingles, stretching and standing to attention…
And then, into the shady woodland glade, stepped Sir Noddy’s assistant, Dexie, on her way to a fancy dress party – in a Marilyn costume, of all things, and completely oblivious to the gluey, gummy, gloopy fate that awaited her!