Messalina's Gardener
Active member
Tried to give her some nineties vibes. "And then Lagerfeld told me, that he was amazed by my face and my legs, but he was afraid that my twins and my bum would destroy the fabric of his creations. So he suggested that I should never wear anything in front of the camera" 
Messalina's Gardener
Active member
"Okay babe, you go and get us some croissants and some fruit. I'll make coffee, prepare the table, start putting on some sun lotion and start flaunting my juicy body in the morning sun. So you better hurry."
