When the attractive divorcee next door asked you to join her for a morning swim, you didn't realise that she is so... holy s***!
"Good morning! The water is really stimulating"
Wet date encore (for the ginger lovers): "Alright you old charmer, I'm naked, the water feels arousing, we are alone here and the sun is going down... you better say something inspiring about my mesmerizing nipples right now"