"Hello neighbor, I realised you were taking a short peek when I was masturb... relaxing on my balcony earlier. Two questions: Would you like to share this tasty bottle of wine with me. And: Why didn't you look longer, don't you like my bikini?"
Veteran model at work: "Uh, I really wasn't sure if I can still pull of this sexy-white-cotton stuff with enough hotness. But looks like your sweetheart assistant is having wet panties already..."