Hospitals are breeding grounds for viruses. In the region of Espansiva, hundreds of female hospital staff members were struck by the fast spreading Breast Expansion virus. It led to a complete pandemonium of mental breakdowns and sick leaves among the staff.
The regional administration declared a state of emergency after the virus began to spread outside the hospitals as well.
Asked for a reaction on regional television, the illustrious professor H. Sestetto said: "I don't see the problem. My wife looks great now."