tanuno
Well-known member
[Sincopation] or [Zeppelin] 
Barter at the Bar
any drink she wants is comped
After the show, the dancer, still in her costume, joined some of her fans at the bar. They got to talking and she told them about her days as a burlesque dancer.
“How naked did you have to get?" one patron asked
“At the end of the show, I was quite.”
“…And then the bartender said: ‘Any woman who takes off her clothes can drink for free.’”
“And here we are. The sun is up, the bar is closed (to the public) and the rest of my costume is…. somewhere. Another round bartender!”
Barter at the Barany drink she wants is comped
After the show, the dancer, still in her costume, joined some of her fans at the bar. They got to talking and she told them about her days as a burlesque dancer.
“How naked did you have to get?" one patron asked
“At the end of the show, I was quite.”
“…And then the bartender said: ‘Any woman who takes off her clothes can drink for free.’”
“And here we are. The sun is up, the bar is closed (to the public) and the rest of my costume is…. somewhere. Another round bartender!”