[CybOrSpasm] - Miranda / Miranda and the HotDog Cart
Miranda: "Hey babe, you hungry?"
Me: "A little bit I guess."
Miranda: "Well, I spy a hot dog cart just up ahead."
Me: "Hang on, I don't think I have any cash on me..."
Miranda: "<Giggle!> Don't you worry about that babe. Today, lunch is on me!"
Me: "...lunch is on you... Now there's an idea worth exploring..."
Miranda: "Later babe later. For now, I want a hot dog."
Me: "Still kind of what I had in mind..."
Miranda: "Oh stop! Now you stay here, and let me work my magic!"
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Miranda: "Well hello sailor!"
Hot Dog Guy: "Uh oh, yes ma'am, what can I get you today?"
Miranda: "<What the fuck is up with everybody calling me ma'am lately!?!> First off hot stuff, you can tell me your name."
Hot Dog Guy: "Oh um... Well, my name is Andy ma'am.
Miranda: "Well Andy, you can call me Miranda, and I would like a hot dog."
Miranda: "But Andy, I seem to have an itsy bitsy, teensy weensy problem."
Andy: "Ma'am?"
Miranda: "<Grrrrrrr!> Ahem! Well, it's like this Andy... As you can see, I was in such a hurry this morning, that I left the house without my purse... Or much of anything else for that matter..."
Andy: "Oh! Um, well yes ma'am!"
Miranda: "<Grinding teeth!> And you see Andy, Now that it's lunchtime, I am so very, very hungry..."
Andy: "I Uhh.. Well I um... I..."
Miranda: "So Andy, what I was wondering, was if you and I could work out a little trade?"
Andy: "Trade ma'am?"
Miranda: "Yes Andy, a trade. How about you let me have two little itty bitty hot dogs, and I will give you a free months access to my HornyFans page?"
Andy: "HornyFans page?"
Miranda: "That's right Andy, I have lots and lots of pictures of me doing some very naughty things there. And what's more Andy?"
Andy: "<gulp!> Yes ma'am?"
Miranda: "I will even let you call me Miranda instead of ma'am! How does that sound Andy?"
Andy: "Well, I umm... I... well..."
Miranda: "Very VERY naughty things Andy..."
Andy: "Naughty...things...right... Well I uh okay I guess ma'am..."
Miranda: "AHEM..!"
Andy: "I mean M... Miranda."
Miranda: "That's a good boy Andy. Now, make one hot dog with chili, and the other with just ketchup please."
Andy: "Oh okay ma... Miranda, coming right up!"
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Me: "Wow. Just... wow!"
Miranda: "Ya well there was a time, when all I would have had to do was smile and they would fall over trying to give me things..."
Me: "Well, let me tell you a little secret hun... You know that girl that was behind you in line?"
Miranda: "Yes..."
Me: "Seems she knows ol' Andy there...
Miranda: "Ya, and..?"
Me: "And... his boyfriend."
Miranda: "Boyfriend!?!"
Me: "Boyfriend."
Miranda: "Then that means..."
Me: "Yup, you may have just ruined a gay man..."
Miranda: "Then that means I've still GOT IT!"
Me: "You sure do baby, you suuure do!"