"Hi guys, I'm Leila!
I'm Mr. Sestetto's favourite stripper.
I sometimes like him too, you know.
But only when he empties his wallet and his nut sacks for me."
"It's 1953, and you're still walking around with a sweaty, stinking bush between your legs? Be modern - shave it all off and let your pussy shine like a diamond!"
The Country Priest's Daughter:
"Have you come into my bedroom, Father of Lies, entering the body of my cousin Jeremy, so that with the nakedness of his young, beautiful body and his hot, excited flesh, you may plunge a pure Christian child into carnal lust and tempt and corrupt me in my faith?
...My brother Jeremy, I will lay now my hand on your sinful excited flesh and put your sinful excited flesh into my pure lips and through prayer I will drive out the filth of carnal lust from your loins in my mouth!"
Maid Mary Sue serves at the master's picnic:
"Oh! Excuse me, sir, but how many more worthy gentlemen will be attending your picnic today? Ouch! And how many times?!"