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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Surprise!

Surprise in 3... 2... 1...

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Muahaha!

For all those times I got jumped while trying to take a nap.
Or a shower.
Or eating a meal.
Or watching a movie.
Or reading a book!
Or doing taxes...
No pixies or gnomes or brownies to warn her!
Just Miranda, me, and The Machine!
No batteries to worry about. This thing is powered by one of the gnomes micro fusion power reactors!
It could , in theory, run the entire house in case of a power outage...
It can pump full blast for years!
It has also been upgraded to be self lubricating.
A tiny fungal chamber takes moisture from the air and adds it's special gnomish spores to create the ultra slickery lubricant, which is then pumped through a tube down the central shaft.
It can make gallons per hour!
I am going to liquify her brain!
She's going to cum to the point of convulsions!
I am going to fuck her completely unconscious...

Then I am going to go downstairs, sit on the couch, read my book, and watch a movie while I eat my lunch in peace! MUAHAHAHAHA!

 

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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Miranda in London

"I still say, wearing just a coat is not an appropriate outfit."

"Oh relax. I read on the internet that it's not a crime to be naked in public over here."
"And besides, I'm not even completely naked under here, see?"
"Would you stop that! The last thing we need right now is some kind of international incident!"
"Having enough troubles with their patent office as it is!"
"Okay, from what I can read on the map, it looks like the office is down this road someplace."

"Maybe we can ask somebody.. Oh look! It's one of those English policemen thingies... A Bobby! That's it!"
"Um, I don't thank that's a Bobby babe... That look more like a Royal Guard of some kind."

"Well then, he should know his way around right?"
"He might, but I don't think he can tell us."

"Hunh?"
"Well, I don't think they are allowed to interact with the general public. It's like they have one job, and one job only, and no matter what, they aren't supposed to allow themselves to be distracted. And unless they see something that they consider a threat to whatever it is they are guarding, they aren't allowed to move or speak or even look at anyone..."

"You're kidding me! But how can they tell if someone is dangerous unless they look at them?"
"I don't know hun. I'm just repeating things I have heard."

"But what if he needs a drink of water? Or even worse... what if he needs to pee!?!"
"They hold it and do without I guess."

"So you're tellin' me that no matter what, he can't move or speak or do anything at all?!?"
"I think that's it."

"Well that's a sucky ass job! Damn, poor guy must get soooo freaking bored!"
"I feel bad for him..."
"I imagine they do, but then again, I think they see it as an honor to be chosen for the position."
"Okay, I think I see where we need to go. See that bakery over there? It should be on the floor just above it."
"Do you want to get something to eat while I run upstairs?"
"Babe?"
"Miranda..?"
"Where did you go..?"

"Oh shit..."

 

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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Miranda Hospital

"Now when you wake up Miranda, you may feel a bit out of sorts."

"Out of sorts? Like what do you mean?"
"Well, when patients start waking up from the anesthesia, they can often be disoriented or confused."
"It can sometimes take up to an hour before you are fully coherent."

"Oh..."
"Don't worry babe, I will be here when you wake up."

"Ya, okay..."
"It will be fine sweetheart. I had mine taken out when I was five years old."
"I already bought a gallon of your favorite ice-cream and Jello and stuff."

"Is it gonna hurt?"
"Oh no, you'll just have a bit of a sore throat for a couple days."
"Here comes the anesthesiologist now. Try to relax, this is really a minor procedure."

"I know... I guess I'm ready..."
"It will be okay hun, I promise!"

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...And when I get that feelin' I need sexual healin'...
<Miranda... I wish she would stop changing my ringtone...> "Hello?"

"..."

"Oh, hello Officer Johnson, what can I do for you?"
"..!"

"Well, I um.. I'm currently at the hospital right now, can't I take care of this in a day or two?"
"..?"

"No sir, it's Miranda, she's getting her tonsils out and she's going into surgery right now."
"..!"

"Yes yes, I know your just down the street but... I... Oh fine, I will be there in a few minutes."
"..?"

"Yes, I told her to take care of that fine last week, but then her throat started getting sore and her tonsils... Never mind, I will be there in ten minutes!"

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"Damnit, that took longer than I thought. I wonder if she's awake ye..."

"WHERE IS MY SNOOKUMS...?!?! OUCH!!!"
"That hurts..."
"Mrs. Jennings, you just had surgery! You can't be shouting like that!"

"But I want my snookums... And my ice-cream..."
"I..."

"Did you know you're kinda cute? Do you like ice-cream?"
"...Or Jelloooo. You know, I used to wrestle in Jello..."
"Have I told you that you're kinda cute?"
"If my throat didn't hurt so bad, I could suck you..."
"Miranda! I'm right here! Calm down babe."

"...inside-out."
"I'm sorry Doc, I got called away and it took longer than I thought."

"SNOOKUMS! Ouch..."
"Yes baby, I am here. Come on, let's get you back into bed."

"Is that cute doctor going to come with us?" <giggle> "Ouch."
"No baby, he's busy right now. Come on now, your gown isn't tied."

"I know. Shhhhh! I am the one who untied it!"
"No doubt. And look, here comes a nurse with your ice-cream!"

"Oooh! She's pretty! Maybe she would like to..."
"Miranda. Just get back into bed hun. I am sure the pretty nurse is too busy as well."

"I'm not all that busy actually..."

"You're not helping."

"Sorry."

"Here you go, chocolate ice cream, your favorite... Open wide... Miranda?"

"ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.......ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz"

 

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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Miranda Skydive

"Come on babe, pleeeeeeease?"

"Nope, no way, not gonna happen."

"But I really want to do this!"
"And nobody's stopping you. You go right ahead, with my blessing!"

"But I don't want to go without you!"
"I get that, I really do, but I am NOT going to jump out of a perfectly good airplane!"

"Please please please please please please pleeeease?"
"No."

"Would you at least consider going up in the plane with me?"
"That I might do."

"Okay okay. Um, there's one problem though."
"There are a lot of problems, but to which one are you referring?"

"Since it's a nude skydiving event, everyone on the plane has to be naked..?"
"Hmmm... Well, if they want to see a naked, old, fat man. Then I got no problem with that. You know I'm not shy."

"You are not old!"
"I'm 64."

"That's not oooold. And your not fat! You're just my chonky boy!"
"That should be spelled "chunky".

"Husky."
"Whatever! I said I would go already!"

"YAAAY! Thank you thank you thank you!!!"
"But I'm not jumping..."

"Right. Not jumping. But they still might make you wear a parachute... just for safety reasons."
"Miranda..."

"Seriously, even the pilots wear them!"
"<SIGH!> Fine!"

"YES! Okay, I'm gonna call and make our reservations right now!"
"You're gonna owe me for this!"

"I know, I know! I love you baby!"

( ๏ 人 ๏ ) ( ๏ 人 ๏ )( ๏ 人 ๏ )( ๏ 人 ๏ )( ๏ 人 ๏ )( ๏ 人 ๏ )( ๏ 人 ๏ )( ๏ 人 ๏ )( ๏ 人 ๏ )

"Okay babe, I am first up. I will see you on the ground!"

"I thought you said that the pilot would be wearing a parachute.... Why isn't he wearing one?"

"I don't know. Wish me luck! Love you! Bye bye!!!"

"Break a leg! Wait, I don't guess that's appropriate for this occasion... Doesn't matter, there she went."

"Okay sir, since this is your first time, you'll be jumping with the group."

"Oh no, I'm not jumping! I was just here to..."

"It's okay to be nervous sir, but don't worry. You'll be tethered to the rest of us and we will show you what to do."

"No, you don't understand.... I'm not... Hey! Let go of me! I'm not... Stop pushing! Let go of my arms!"

"Here we go!"

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[tanuno]

[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Miranda Gets Belted!

"Are you still mad at me?"

"Well, now that I've had time to shower and wash the pig poop off me, and then sit here in the in the hot tub for an hour, I don't think I am as mad as I was...

"I'm sorry you know."
"That was a pretty dirty trick."

"I know, but I really thought you'd like it once you were out of the plane..."
"I didn't know you'd land in a pig pen."
"No, there's no way you could have known that would happen."

"So, can I get in the tub with you and... you know..?"
"I have a better idea, let me get out and dried off, and then we will go to the bedroom and, you know..."

"Okay! Here's your towel!"

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"TROY! WHAT..?"
"WAIT ! You said you weren't mad anymore!
"I said I wasn't as mad... There is still a long way to go before i am not at all mad!"

"Troy! No! OOOUCH!"
"Baby no! Please, not the belt! That thing hurts!!!"
"OWWWW!"
"It's supposed to, that's the whole point."
"That was a really dirty rotten trick you played on me."

"OWOWOWOW!!!"
"But I said I was sorry!!!"
"Yes you did, and I am sure you will be even sorrier when I am done."

"NOOO OWW PLEASE!"

"BABE PLEASE! NOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOW!!!"

"OH!"

'FUCK!"

"OOOOOOUCH!"

 

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[CybOrSpasm] Miranda / Miranda Amateur Night

"Okay okay, everybody get ready to debark."

"..?"

"That means get ready to get off the plane."
"..?"

"I don't know why he said it like that. He's got lots of words for everything, and maybe he will forget them if he doesn't use them. I guess."
"..."

"Shhhh, now go get in your suitcase before he hears you!"
"Too late."

"Well, you should know better than to use words like when dealing with pixies!"
"Whatever... Just get everyone ready while I go bribe customs..."

"Whew... Okay, let's see if we can get to the rental without me having to bribe anyone else..."

"Wow, this is a nice SUV!"
"Better be for what they are charging us!"
"Terra, please stop pushing all the buttons on the dash."

"..?"

"I have no clue, the inside of this thing looks like the space shuttle!"

"MMMPH! PHUUUMPHFFFFF!"

"Crap! Pip, can you help Dwayne get out of his crate please?"
"I forgot about him!"

"Nothing new there! Fool human!"

"Hey dude, ease up. I'm sorry amigo. Not like I'm trying to do a thousand and one things at once here."
"Smuggling a dozen fae across the country just so they can see the ocean for the first time isn't easy you know!"
"And don't forget, they catch any of the little ones, and it's off to a dissection table for the lot of you!"

"Ya ya, I know boss. Sorry to bitch, but that crate is a tight fit. A bit claustrophobic in there!"

"..?"

"That means he doesn't like small spaces."
"..!"

"Because he hangs around with Troy too much!"
"..."

"Oh! Looky there babe!"
"Umm... It's a strip club..?"

"Ya, and a pretty swanky one at that, but did you see the sign?"
"..?"

"Swanky is another way of saying fancy."
"..."

"That's enough out of you!"
"Are you talking about "The Bottoms Up Club"?"

"Ya, but the other sign that says it's amateur night!"
"Oh no..."

"Oh come on babe pleeeeease?"
"There's a five thousand dollar grand prize! That would cover all the bribes we've hade to pay!"
"No, no it wouldn't. Besides, you are assuming you are going to win..."

"Of course I can win! Just look at these all natural babies right here!" ( o )( o ) <giggle!>
"Ha! Nice try, but all the windows are tinted, so no flashing for you."

"Party pooper. Pleeeaaaase can we go tonight?"
"Let's get everybody settled into the rental, then we will see how much energy you have."

"Oooh, promises promises big guy! <wink> Then can we go to the strip club?"
"You have a one track mind babe, you know that?"

"Better believe it! Thank you baby!"
"For what?"

"For going to the club with me tonight!"

"I didn't say ye... never mind. You're welcome."

 

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[ZAF-3D] Zara's adventures with her step brother

	Zara's step brother has been at boarding school for the last year of his high school career and recently turned 18. Naturally he had lusted after his step sister since watching her shower without her knowing. (at least he thought she didn't know. Zara got a bit of a kick showing off her naked body for him, even though she's lesbian) Zara promised him a present for his big 18th birthday and he only wanted ONE thing but on condition that Zara hand-delivered it. Zara true to her word gave him his present on the morning of his 18th
	Zara: There you go you horny little stepbro, it seems you enjoyed your present. Now I need to go and shower Step Bro: Can I watch? Zara: Hahahaha, don't push your luck, but I know you've been peeping anyway. Step Bro: Z, can I come and spend the weekend with you? Catch up and everything Zara: Hahaha, you can spend the weekend but don't get your hopes up, if you know what I mean
	Zara and Stepbro arrive back at Zara's house. Stepbro can't help himself. Zara: Okay, this is my house, make yourself at home but remember my house my rules! Stepbro: Of course Z Zara: And stop taking pictures of my ass!

 

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[ZAF-3D] Zara's adventures with her step brother 1

Zara: Okay Stepbro, some house rules: 1. Your room is the cottage outside 2. Toilet seat remains in the DOWN position 3. Wash your own dished and keep the house tidy Stepbro: Is clothing optional? Zara: Don't be cheeky and stop pawing at my tits, you're WAY too horny, I just emptied you out. Now go and see your room and settle in, I have things to do	Zara (to herself): "Fuck! I need to remember he's here and I can't walk around nude like I usually do" Zara: Hey! what are you doing here? and WHY are you standing there naked??? Stepbro: I just came to see what you were doing Z. So what are you doing? Zara: I was looking for a snack but then...you startled me... and you didn't answer my question...
Stepbro: Z, why are you now shy and covering your tits? You had my cum all over them this morning haha! Zara: You just caught me.. um,, er.. shut up! Stepbro: I see you looking at my dick and I remember how you were feeling it this morning.. Zara: You just got very lucky I kept my promise, had I known THAT's what you wanted before I promised... Stepbro: Then why are you still looking at it?.... You're curious aren't you?	Zara: Well, maybe a little... and where is your hand going? Stepbro: You ARE curious, I can feel you're wet Z Zara: Well of course I am, you're rubbing my clit! Zara (to herself) "Damn his finger feels good and why am I thinking about how his dick would feel in me" Stepbro: I know you want it inside you Z, I can see it in your eyes, I can feel it on my fingers Zara (to herself) "Fuck, he's right" Stepbro: See? You can't help yourself touching it Zara: I mean.... I am a little curious how it would feel... and you're not too big so you shouldn't hurt me...

 

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[ZAF-3D] Zara's adventures with her step brother 2

Zara: mmm Okay you're right, let's do this right here and satisfy my curiosity, but just the tip to start with! Stepbro: I promise I won't go deep until you tell me to..... and I'm big enough!! Zara: I mean it, I just want to feel it once Stepbro (to himself): "I can't believe I'm finally getting to fuck Zara, her ass is SO hot up close, I hope I don't cum too quickly, I've never had sex but she doesn't know that" Stepbro: I'll take it slow, trust me Z.....DAMN! That ass!! Zara: Haha! and don't cum in me! now, hurry up an put it in!	Zara: Slowly Bro Stepbro: Feels good, right Z? Stepbro (to himself): "Fuck she feels so good and tight even just entering her pussy , better than I imagined all those times" Zara (to herself): "That actually feels nice" Zara: mmmmm, yea....push it in a little more, ...slowly
Stepbro: Like that Z? Zara: Yes! that feels good Zara (to herself): "Shit, I shouldn't have said that aloud" Stepbro: See! I told you! Let me ride you deeper Zara: Wait, no. Let me be in control. Get on the table and let me get on top of you! Stepbro (to himself): "Fuck YEA!" Stepbro: ummm, okay, if you want.....	Zara (to herself): "Oh yes, this is better. I want it deeper" Zara: Lie still Bro, just hold my waist and let me ride Stepbro: Whatever you want Z.... Stepbro (to himself): "Fuck me she feels SO good, how is she still this tight after all those dildo's in her?" Stepbro: Z, you're going to make me cum like this....

 

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[ZAF-3D] Zara's adventures with her step brother 3

Zara: Don't you dare! I'm no where near cumming yet.... Stepbro: I can't help it Z, your pussy feels too good Zara: Stop! Let me get on my back and you try and control yourself!! Stepbro (to himself) "Don't fuck this up, she'll never let you fuck her again" Stepbro: ....mmmm okay....	Zara: YES! Deeper!!! Zara (to herself): "....this almost feels better than a dildo" Stepbro: Like... that?... Stepbro (to himself): "I'm 100% going to cum too soon" Zara: Yeees! Don't stop!! Zara (to herself): "I want to cum I hope he lasts....." Stepbro: Z!!! I'm going to cuuuu..... Zara: NOT YET!! NOT IN ME!!!
Zara: Oh no, already??? Stepbro: I'm sorry Z, I couldn't hold any longer, your pussy just felt too good Zara: First time? Zara (to herself) : "Definitely first time" Stepbro: er no, um ... maybe? Zara: Well at least it was good for you, clearly! look at this mess. That's twice you've cum on me today and I haven't cum once! Now, let me go and shower, Daniella is going be here in less than an hour, I know SHE will make me cum..... Stepbro: I promise I'll make you cum next time... Zara: Hah! what next time? Now go and clean yourself up and PUT CLOTHES ON!	Zara: Why are you still here? I told you to get cleaned up and dressed! Daniella will be here within the hour Stepbro: Sorry Z, I just wanted to say I'll do better next time Zara (to herself): "He really thinks he's going to fuck me again" Zara: There's not going to be a next time, now hurry! Stepbro: But Z....

 

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[ZAF-3D] Zara's adventures with her step brother 4

Zara: Look! You need to realize, what we did today was just a one off Stepbro: But Z I... Zara: No buts. You used me for a handjob for your birthday, which I agreed to and I used you because you were a safe option for me. I wanted to know what a dick felt like in me, now I do. Stepbro: Okay, I understand. Zara: This was benefits of step-siblings, nothing romantic you know that right? I have a partner and she will be here soon. To make me cum haha. Stepbro: I still feel bad Zara: It is what it is I guess.....	Zara: The day I've had..... Daniella: You look tired, busy day with your step-brother? Did he keep you busy? Zara: You could say that... Daniella: Let me help you relax Zara: That is EXACTLY what I had in mind........ Zara (to herself): "You're about to have my pussy in your mouth!!"
Zara (to herself): "Now THIS is what I needed, just don't stop until....." Zara: Fuck, you just Know that spot!	Zara: That's what I needed.... THE END​

[Curia-DD] Denise's adventures with Zara's stepbrother

 

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[Madcat-eva00] GunGals _ Tactical version & Bunny girl version

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[Madcat-eva00] Human furniture_table: Solo & Trio

 

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[ZAF-3D] Hot Wheels

 

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