[SirNoddy] - Pony training
Pokeham’s very own saddlery company, Mounted, has just updated its marketing information to include news of the latest tack for owners of pet ponies!
Here we see
“The Berseh”, the very latest in equestrian design, including harness, bridle and reins, aimed at maintaining perfect control over the flightiest of fillies!
It is modelled by the doyen of the European fashion world, the delightful Berseh herself.
(I understand that videos of the filly’s vigorous training routine are available somewhere on the dark web! Apparently she has subsequently refused to do any more modelling in Pokeham. I’ve no idea why!)
Anyway – back to the tack itself! It is of course fashioned of the finest English leather, with sturdy, locally-made brass fixtures. Note the specially-designed martingale, which trains one’s pony to bend at the waist “for a more comfortable ride”!
The reins are designed to slip easily between the filly’s thighs, providing contact with those sensitive intimate parts – the slightest touch on the reins causing an immediate reaction from one’s mount!
There is also a range of flexible whips, crops and training switches which, when lightly applied, produce instant obedience!
Please also note the ingenious bridle gag – fitted with a state-of-the-art electronic device which converts the pony’s muffled squeals into a delightfully playful whinny!